Firm

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  1. I thought I was filthy. However I'm always ready for something new. Dark, sweaty and excessive please. Looking like a douchbag in my full skinhead garb. Hardly a rudeboy. ^ That scruffy cunt needs a shave ^
  2. Good grub today. Half an english. This is the Lemmy burger from the Nottingham Navigation - best burgers in the UK. Melted cheddar, grilled jalapenos and a Jack Daniels mustard sauce. Curly fries on the side, washed down with a Mansfield cask ale.
  3. Keep an eye out for this idiot. Wait outside the Nags Head. Looking forward to a hard kidnapping. Ignore the grotty bathroom, please.
  4. No, Tanner! I will not climb into your windowless van!
  5. I'll have to give The Mechanic a watch. I thought Killer Elite was pretty good too. Epic fight scene between Jason Statham and Clive Owen. The heist in Rocknrolla is one of my favourites, the Russians were friggin' mean.
  6. I'm gonna have to buy a PS3. I don't like missing all the fun!
  7. Manchester City have sacked Roberto Mancini With David Moyes at United, Jose set to return at Chelsea. It's going to be an interesting season.
  8. I've just started reading Noel Gallagher's autobiography. He's one of the few celebs I like. Besides being inordinately talented I think he's hilarious. And he's lived a proper rock 'n roll life, drugs, booze, women and general hell raising. I like for a couple of other important reasons: He hit Liam Gallagher with a cricket bat and he headbutted Liam Gallagher. Should be an entertaining read.
  9. I'm gonna start watching season 2 tonight. I know, I suck.. I didn't realise Stephen Dillane was in it. He was awesome in 44 Inch Chest.
  10. take a bow @ my hangover face nigga NEVER DRINKING WITH ROMANIANS AGAIN. I would love to see you with long, flowing hair. Perhaps riding a white horse...on a beach...bareback...naked.
  11. Terrific. Raoul Duke incarnate. I sincerely hope that suitcase contains two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls, to really complete the look...
  12. Sun = beer garden I should have been on the Arctic Monkeys album front cover, damn it!
  13. Meh. Under-cooked,over-cooked, appealing, unappealing. I don't care just gimme a whole lot of it. @gtagrl If I didn't touch the bread, I could probably eat it all. Also, fried bread is the tits
  14. Started my first ever playthrough yesterday. I am a level 2 Nord, I gave him a mohawk and some Scottish war paint. I've just been exploring and killing bandits etc.
  15. Sounds like Eye of the Needle with Donald Sutherland, mate.
  16. Don't worry, Mass. We'll find a way to smuggle you into England. Pretend to be a Serbian factory worker, you'll get in, no probs.
  17. I sincerely hope she hasn't been sex traffic'd *glares at Tanner*.
  18. Just my type: brunette, drunk, eyes closed. All she's missing is a half-smoked Embassy. Purr...
  19. My favourite comedy personality(not exactly stand up but meh) has to be Mark Lamarr from the old "Buzzcocks". I absolutely adored his wit and brutal quiz hosting. Take no prisoners!
  20. Ahhh Jim Jeffries. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLcsKyGWpc This sketch had me in tears. Others include: Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor Bill Bailey Frankie Boyle Bill Hicks Denis Leary (yes I know he's a joke stealing fuck face) Michael Mcintyre
  21. Thankfully, my work provides health and safety wear including safety boots. Which you HAVE to wear! I sit in an office and still have to wear safety boots and a high-vis . Anyway, the boots, shit quality.