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A few cuts and bruises along the way. I've had hundreds of sprains and injuries from playing football. Broke every finger in my right hand (fuckin' finger save goalkeeping gloves ) Heads full of bumps from mid-air collisions. My ankles are also a little worse for wear. Slightly football related, at least twice a game we would kick the ball onto the school roof which useally meant whoever kicked the ball had to fetch it. Once again my big toe had gotten me in trouble. Getting onto the roof was no big deal, however it looked like they might be issues climbing down. I reasoned the best way to get down would be to jump onto the tree opposite and climb down that. I ran to the edge and slipped on the vandal grease which carried me straight over the side. I landed on my chest and right arm. It fucking hurt . I got away with broken wrist. (Copied from the "school memories" topic) Whilst under the influence of illegal drugs I managed to run a swiss army knife through the tip of my index finger. I was using it to stab a maltesers box, Lots of fun at the time. Other than that I've a got a couple of grease burns from working at Mcds. And a scar above my left eye from a bottle whack, extremely lucky the glass didn't smash, probably would've lost an eye.

New trailer. Cool character. Game might be worth a purchase.

Boeteng was pure class, especially coming from a side which are likely to be relegated this season (Portsmouth). I would like to see and an English team in the final, which will have to be Man Utd . I'm expecting another woeful performance from Arsenal, their defense is a total joke. In local news, Billy Davies is back in charge at Nottingham Forest (thank god) he's our fourth manager is less than 10 months. We battered Huddersfield 6-1 the other night . Playoffs maybe?

Curry night. Chicken tikka masala and some samosas, the poppadoms are out of shot. Looks like a bucket of red paint to me.

God, it's the worst table I've ever played on. It's lit by a dim chandelier, a fucking CHANDELIER! On the right side there is a wall, you have to take your shots at a 80 degree angle. On the left side there is a raised marble fireplace, I've lost count of the times I've tripped up it. Never spilt beer on it, though. I never spill beer.

@Gunsmith. That is the shadow masters deck from Bicycle playing cards, I enjoy shuffling and cutting cards. I wouldn't call myself a collector...yet. @River Dude, that was awesome. Top song as well. After seven balling me mate The stains are his tears of failure.

Ahh. I love drinking. Good session yesterday, spent a lot of time in brewery pubs, on the cask ale. http://www.castlerockbrewery.co.uk/ http://www.bluemonkeybrewery.com/ Great selection of grog, Blue Monkey:sanctuary was a personal highlight. Topped off with a couple of Old Fashioneds from an overpriced cocktail bar.

GTA IV and I still need to complete Far Cry 3. I wanna pick up the Hitman HD collection at some point, as well.

I'll give my shoes a quick polish before a night out, but that's the extent of it. I only buy white trainers, so far my "spit N rub" technique is keeping them clean.

I'm a little bored so I thought I would show off my new deck of playing cards I find them rather sexy. The ace of spades would make an awesome tattoo.

Currently drinking Thwaites Mild. A little old fashioned, pubs don't even serve it anymore Still, goin' down a treat.

I'm currently chopping through season 5. After the season four finale I absolutely could not wait for the DVD this time. Just finished watching episode six, harrowing. The full-blown gangster Walt is a joy to watch. Stumbled upon this clip earlier. Don't worry, no spoilers. I love this scene.

I live on lager, black coffee and 35p energy drinks.

I work in a control room for loading dock, essentially running the gaff. Tis a nice relaxed atmosphere, I work with a great group of lads - always a good laugh. The pay is good, the hours are shit and the job can be tedious at times. So far it's done a good job of funding my alcohol and football habits so I'm happy.

Agreed. I would love to see Celtic win. Manchester United will beat Real, playing away first will be ideal for them.

Not a bad draw yesterday. Real Madrid vs Manchester United AC Milan vs Barcelona Arsenal vs Bayern Munich Celtic vs Juventus Predictions?

I've been reading a lot of autobiographys lately. Just finished reading Chris Eubank's and Nigel Benn's. Benn's was a good read, spent time in the army, involved in a few orgys. I enjoyed it. Currently reading Stan Collymore's (Nottingham Forest player) autobiography.

Sieg Heil, baby! Sieg fuckin' heil!

Perhaps I could take a finger for every spoiler tag you posted. *Counts spoiler tags* D-O, you owe me seven fingers. I think you owe me some Breaking Bad fingers too. Since this IGTA5.com, I'll clarify what I mean by "take a finger". Severed fingers, please. Not fingers inserted into certain orifices I see you mentioned Oz too. Good show. Rape, butt-sex, Fecal play, cum shots, cross-dressers and the famous pissing in a bucket scene.

One of my mates has already gave away one of the biggest (I assume?) revelations of this season. He's currently residing under a landfill. *waits patiently for the DVD*

What a goal! Take a bow, lad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQhuE3b_GBU It's just a shame it was against England

I've been downing a lot Mansfield Cask Ale recently You can't beat a local brew. When not on the ale I'll alternate between lager (stella,kronenberg) and bitter (john smith's, worthingtons). I like my scotch too - famous grouse and johnny walker:black label (when I'm feeling more refined). On a real Saturday session that'll be interspersed with sambuca, tequila and cocktails, love a good leg wobbler. My liver must look like a dried raisin by now.

The drugged up psychopath, of course.

The fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy! So many fantatstic lines. I tried to get a Thick Of It topic going in the entertainment section, never took off though

Finally! Been trying to get people to watch this show for years. My favourite show. The last episode was epic. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19908366 I love how certain episode plots have actually turned into real government policy ideas. P.S. Long live Malcolm