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Damn Dup, you've got eagle eyes.

Stewart Pearson perfectly sums up the Tory party. "I've spent ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile, but after a while you realise this renovation is doomed because the foundations are built upon what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts".

My favourite albums: Who's Next - The Who The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses (duh!) Back In Black - ACDC Eliminator - ZZ Top Most Of The Animals - The Animals Ultimate Four Tops Collection The Best Of The Specials Pressure Drop - Toots and The Maytals Legend - Bob Marley Forty Licks - Rolling Stones I have never listened to a Rap or Metal album in my life.

I hate the triple-chinned albino fucking walrus. He's political mist, I don't know what he stands for...well besides that archaic Tory quote "cut the deficit with spending cuts". He should stick to appearances on Top Gear and Eastenders. Personally, I'd like to maim every single Tory I could get my sausage fingers on. Soon as I'm in government death squads are gonna make a big comeback. I would vote for Labour if this goofy tart wasn't in charge. I guess we're fucked.

Government Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell resigned yesterday over the "gate-gate" scandal in which he referred to police officers as "fucking plebs" - possibly the worst thing a rich, posh boy could call a real working man. Fucking deplorable. Good fucking riddance. The PM should have sacked him soon as the story emerged. He's been replaced by Sir George Young, who once said "The homeless are what you step over when you come out of the opera." And they wonder why people hate politicians.

Coffee always tastes better out of the batmug. Yep. Most of the Rustler burgers taste like shit, 'cept the BBQ rib, I could eat one everyday.

A BBQ rib and a black coffee. Standard 12 am snack.

I would become a necrophilliac for you, Dup

Maybe throw in some open air drug markets on the corners of Los Santos, kinda like those seen in "The Wire" and "The Corner". Peds buying and selling drugs, thugs on lookout, shouting "5-0" when they see a police car, stick up artists etc.

Just finished the last episode of season 4. Twas a good, strong season, a little OTT at times but I enjoyed it nontheless. The ending...hmmmm I'm ambivalent. I enjoyed the internal conflict and resolution of SAMCRO. The thingamajig with the whatchamacallit I thought was a load of ol' bollocks. But the "House of the Rising Sun" cover was epic, straight onto the MP3 player. Looking forward to season 5.

Watched six episodes thus far, it's got me hooked. I'll watch another three or four episodes tonight. I lol'd at David Hasselhoff

Roast beef and yorkshire pudding. yum yum.

Can't beat Wetherspoons for fine dining. http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/food/menu/main/sides-6

It has. There's fucking EVERYTHING. Good curry I bet.

If there's no beans they'll be lots of ketchup and cheese. Except with steak, horseradish goes on steak.

Yeah. It'll put some hair on chest lol. Embrace the grease..

This mornings breakfast, lovely stuff.

Is that a gay sex euphemism? Is Jax Clay's new twink? Wow, this show really does have everything.

Ha Ha! Just bought season 4 on dvd, And I managed a little self-control and not spoiled it for myself. I wanna say a big thank you to DiO(slut) for making it easy for me. *puts feet up, pushes play*

New Die Hard film. I'll be booking the day off work to catch it on release day. Love the Die Hard series. It's gonna have a hard job topping "The Raid" for action, though. Also, Massacre. Timothy Olyphant does indeed rule. Sexy.

Nottingham Forest lost to our arch rivals today thanks to a FUCKIN' INCOMPETANT CUNT OF A REFEREE.. So that has shot my plans for tonight, instead of shootin' some pool down local I've got to spend it twitter abusing this moronic ref...ffs. It was a bloody and brutal derby, though (had several pint glasses lobbed at my head by opposing fans) and I've screamed myself mute. Good old fashioned match day madness.

Went binge-drinking yesterday afternoon, woke up to find this tattooed onto my right wrist. After my initial panic attack I mumbled "what a stupid cunt" to myself for half an hour. I finally realised it was just a transfer tattoo. What am I like, eh? I decided freak my mum this afternoon with it, she pretty much pulled a knife on me...

Agreed. Great place to chat woman up, It's better to establish a rapport before offering to buy a drink, some girls will take the drink and disappear into the night, plus instant icebreaker "you want one?" or "got a light?". Have a quick 10-minute conversation (no need to linger) and arrange to meet up at the bar later on in the night, if she don't turn up fuck it, have another drink. As to the STD problem..ermmm..Just double up.

I've heard they're going to put their diffrences aside for the sake of the tribute, every Man Utd player will shake hands with Suarez.

I think he'd rather stay at Forest, and actually have a chance of lifting a trophy in his career Lewis Mcgugan has also scored some fantastic goals for Forest. And no you can't have him either. The free kick at 2:45. Orgasmic. Next season. We're comin' for ya, boys. Anybody read about the Hillsborough report this week?