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Fuck. Sounds like I missed all the fun. Gonna have to buy myself a PS3 so I can take part in these shenanigans.

Hell Yeah! Attached a bottle opener to my kubaton. I'mma fuck some zombies up.

Damn you, Cuda. I have to watch that film again now. luv it.

I watched the game, cannot remember a single thing that happened, probably shouldn't have gone for pre-match beers 6 hours before the game started. So AVB has been given 50 million to spend on players this summer. Can we see Tottenham winning the Premiership next season? Looks like he's targeting Loic Remy and Adebayor.

Hmmm. My predictions have been completly wrong thus far. 1-0 to the Italians. I can see this game being rather anti-climatic. In other news the Al-Hasawi family of Kuwait may be taking over my beloved Nottingham Forest, negotiations ongoing.

Short back and sides. Standard. I have the same.

Who doesn't love Family Guy and American Dad. This looks good too, I definetly will be going to see it. Doesn't come out until August over here. Plus Mila Kunis

Also looking forward to the Dark Knight Rises. Especially Tom Hardy's performance. He kicked ass in Bronson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBYpq1-_MEc

My copy of seaon three finally arrived in the mail this morning. Yay! Glad I waited for the DVD, can't standing watching stuff on my laptop. Just finished watching the third episode, loving it so far. The Mexican twins are frightening villains, expecting big things from them.

Any Semi-final predictions?? Portugal 2-0 Spain Germany 3-1 Italy Anbody see this pic?? English fan hanging his cock out for the Italian penaltys. Shame it didn't work.

He'd need to be the right combination of drunk and stoned - maybe a much loved song from his childhood was played at that exact moment causing complete of loss self-control to pure excitement and nostalgia.

I prefer the term beer monster, "drunks" make us sound like we live off our own feces and sleep under newspapers.

I don't think there is a photo me without a beer or some form of alcoholic beverage in my hand. Don't do sober photos, Just drunk and soon-to-be-drunk photos

What a header!! Whew. Ronaldo for top goal scorer this tournement I reckon. Would love to see Greece topple the Germans tonight.

Totally forgot it was duck hunting season.

So far goal line technology will only be used to help the referea determine whether the football has completly crossed the line. Hawk-eye technology has already been tested in a couple of matches. I doubt they'll will be any talk of "extending" goal line technology for a while. The advocates for goal line technology are having a hard enough time just trying to get it implemented in all games.

Ssshhh. This should happen everytime Balotelli attempts to speak.

I always go for quizzical, raise one eyebrow expression.

Beer make's you big and strong...until the hepatic cancer kicks in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd3j5wvRMxo Looks like a goal to me, if they wasn't offside. It's about time they brought goal line technology in.

Chicken steaks tonight.

More than my mummy.

Pre-match beers.

Chip shop dinner today. Chips, fritter, battered sausage, curry and four slices of bread. I don't know why but everytime I have a meal at home I have to lots of bread with it.