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Bruce Willis a badass?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CKsRLu1gnM Seriously, this fucking guy?

Maybe throw in some wild chest hair.

I have been getting more offers to star in snuff films, plus the lady(boys) love it.

I've been trying to grow a beard since last summer, So far I only have a weird german porno moustache.

I don't think a fitting psychological profile exists for some of the mental case's on this website. Welcome new dudes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeyOnNple4M I love it.

I've just started reading The Great Shark Hunt by Hunter S. Thompson. Enjoying it thus far, it's me making giggle my arse off. If you're a fan of Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas or Hunter's style of writing you will definetly enjoy this book.

After a few beers the best laid plans will always go out the window.

I like to believe hangovers are simply withdrawal. That's how I justify drinking the following morning, It works too. Best cure.

Cause alcohol is more awesome.

Happy hangover everyone! I'm currently enjoying mine.

Welcome back Mello, been too long. I tried to find my old football sig not long ago, no joy though

Currently on my fifth snake bite and black. Going down a treat

The lovely Keeley Hazell

I'm hoping the Wombles will clinch the number one spot this year.

Tetleys bitter.

Nearly had this tattoo back when I was eighteen. I made the right choice. If I get a tattoo in the future it would have to be my own design, not some tribal shit picked off a wall.

Loved Amsterdam. We stayed at the Heart Of Amsterdam hotel smack dab in the middle of the Red Light District. We didn't realise the hotel would be located there, honest.

Don't listen to em Vice. The beard is sexy.

Did you get many female teachers back then?

Did he put his hand on your knee??

We had to sing hymns at primary and junior school too. Like Marney we too adapted the lyrics. "When god made the garden of creation he filled it with his love" became "When god made the toilet of creation he filled it with his shit" Clever, right?

He ran away?? Why didn't I think of that. Again football related, at least twice a game we would kick the ball onto the school roof which useally meant whoever kicked the ball had to fetch it, unless you could convince our token negro nick (aka monkey man, he could climb the fuck outta of anything) to fetch it for you. Once again my big toe had gotten me in trouble. Getting onto the roof was no big deal, however it looked like they might be issues climbing down. I reasoned the best way to get down would be to jump onto the tree opposite and climb down that. I ran to the edge and slipped on the vandal grease which carried me straight over the side. I landed on my chest and right arm. It fucking hurt . I got away with broken (completly mangled beyond comprehension) wrist.

Me and my friends were walking upto the school's football pitch, it was located up a steep hill surrounded by a metal fence. I was holding the football, my friend Reece suggested I should boot the ball onto the pitch. So I took a nice long run up and blasted the ball as hard as I could, just as my foot connected with the ball a tiny year 7 girl ran into it's path. The ball traveled around three feet before smacking this girl directly in the face. The ball took her off her feet and knocked her clean out. All of my friends burst out laughing, I just uttered "That's your fault,Reece". Whilst everyone was laughing I was shitting myself, I thought I'd killed her, the girl wasn't moving and her friend was shaking her, The whole situation looked tragic. After a few seconds she came around. Thank god. I was in year 11 at the time.

Ive just finished episode three of an idiot abroad. Still hilarious maybe better than the first season. The Thailand section was epic if not terrifying.