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Watch out for elephants and clowns in that hotel. I've heard they wake you up with a custard pie to the face too. That's okay, I'm always waking up with suspicious substances on my face anyway.

Finally booked a holiday to Las Vegas, after months of delays and disappointments we're finally going. Staying at the Circus Circus Hotel. It's gonna be fucking brutal.

Maybe you should tweeze your eyebrows, like I do.

I need to get hold of a big back of magic mushroom's and watch that video again. Trippy shit.

Of course, we're all about political correctness.

Okay, I'll be flaccid and you can have the erection. I have better slap with a soft cock anyway.

Exactly, I think both our cock's are long enough to get high in the air.

Must be all those year's of built up chastity. Still I believe an high five is in order.

Nothing like a good ol gangbang to break in the new member's.

Does anybody give a shit about the new Inbetweeners Movie??

Sounds good, you wanna score some crack first?

*Realises violence is no longer imminent, sits back down disappointed*

Seven years jeez.I was expecting to be a grown up by now,but im still the same immature, misbehaving shithead i've always been.

My Nottingham Forest season tickets.

Some light drinking during yesterdays boxing match.

Great stuff. Welcome back homes.

It's tempting I haven't tarmaced anybody in a while.

Hmmmmm might be a hard sell though. Then again i could always kidnap her, i do keep a ski mask, rubber gloves and gaffer tape in my car for such an occasion.

Note to self: Remove pants before ingesting peyote not after. Im also going down to jolly old London in August with my girlfriend to see a play frankly id rather have needles shoved down my cock.

We always love a bit of fresh meat so welcome to the forum homes(thats american ghetto speak right?) and just ignore Massacre as long he doesnt go feral we are all safe. For now hes just (on a good day) a relentless psychopath that we have to deal with but we love him dearly.

How often do these peyote safaris end in man on man gangbangs?

Las Vegas sounds tempting really tempting and ive heard nothing but good things about them peyote safaris. You gonna hook me up with some accommodation?

Enjoy your holiday sir. Im off to sunny Blackpool next month the Las Vegas of the north Where we will probably spend most of our time in this run down dive

You can only go so far with 3D max methinks. Your demo gave me a war of the worlds UK vibe which was interesting and yes the robots looked very cool. Having studied 3D max and other relevant software i was very impressed plus you have a sexy voice

If GTA 5 had six, seven even eight disks it wouldn't stop me from buying it.