Stoic Person Eater

I saw the trailer, wasn't really impressed. Far Cry 2 left a really sour taste in my mouth. I loved the game, the graphics, the guns, but I hated the AI so much. It really ruined the game for me. I would be out hunting diamonds and then all of a sudden a bunch of blacks would roll up on me and just start shooting. Leave me alone Africans! I really couldn't get into the story. Aside from finding the Jackal, I could give a shit about the skirmish between the two factions, I couldn't keep track of who I was working for - and they all wanted to kill me anyways. Some of the missions were fun and challenging, but the open world environment was plagued by respawing baddies who just wanted to kill me, even if I was helping out their faction. The fire was amazing. I remember burning fields and fields and fields. Fuck the zebras. I thought the swimming was also exceptional and also enjoyed finding the different vehicles like the hangglider. Hmm, maybe I'll scoop Far Cry 2 up again and give it another shot, but I sure as fuck don't have the patience for a new Far Cry right now.

Ah, I didn't even think about that. How can I go back?

I've been meaning to get back to New Vegas, but I have been all Skyrim lately. I have the OWB to finish and I've downloaded Lonesome Road. Just need MORE TIME.

bangbus.com Me and my friends, riding around town, fucking girls and then leaving them on the side of the road.

Gah, I am not going to touch this topic with a 10-foot pole.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stoic All them are gay except: 5. Stoic 21 up, 106 down 2) To compulsively stare at women's breasts to the point where it creeps them out. Also, this makes me want to change my name to Wizard Crystals. i win... Me too. Woot.

Don't forget the speech exploit in Riften. The dude at the meadery will take you to 100 with his glitch. Just press X/A 1,000,000 times. Speech is a good skill to have, makes prices better, plus you can persuade everyone. Also, the perks in the speech tree are pretty nice at helping you generating mad money.

http://teamcoco.com/video/andy-skyrim-voiceover Tolfir's something or other. I have it in my inventory as well. I think I've already completed a quest where he is looking for it, but it's still in my inventory. Last night I took my Illusion to 100 and Alteration went from 60-something to 80, so making good progress. I just "detect life" everywhere. I maxed out my enchanting perk as well, so now I can start my ULTIMATE enchanted armor that I will bother naming and carrying around, atleast long enough to level up enough to start creating daedric armor. The few weapons I've found don't compare in damage to my glass weapons, if I can upgrade them, I will be UNSTOPPABLE. Last night I stayed up until 2AM doing a TON of side quests, thieves guild quests, and finally did Alduin's Wall, leveled up a shitton and never got to initiate the Dark Brotherhood questline like I meant to. Before I went to bed, I saved, standing over a bed, so I can go to sleep in the game.

It's not the main quest; just kind of a war at certain locations. It will change cities and who is in charge, but I don't think it's considered main storyline. To be honest, not sure what the fuck the main storyline is. I'm guessing it has something to do with the amount of butterflies I can catch. One of the biggest contenders for DLC imo. Dragon cock?

Dragon Armor is both heavy and light. Both require a shitton of scales. SAVE YOUR DRAGON SCALES. Dragon bones aren't as sparse, but you need the scales to upgrade both kinds of armor. Kind of pissed there are no dragon weapons. I would like to stab someone to death with a dragon's penis.

I only want the Daedric Armor for the perks. Like I said, probably next playthrough. I'm maxing out my enchanting and smithing perks next and I am just going to focus on the maximum I can get out of light armor and glass weapons. There is also a perk in the Light Armor tree to make it weightless. I would like to get this for the dragon scale armor I have.

Finally beat the Civil War quest. Why couldn't I kill Ulfric and just take over Skyrim for myself? No one can touch me. Glad that bit of mass warfare is over. I should have used more destruction/conjuration magic when clearing all the forts/cities. I used my bow to clear out the archers on the towers of the fort/city and then charged in with my sword and just killed everyone in my way. I couldn't really tell the difference between soldiers when everyone was fighting. I should have just spammed the fuck out of fireballs. I have armor and jewelry that almost instantly recharges my magic after use and I wouldn't really have to worry about the splash damage from the fireballs. I wish I could have had the option to clear the forts on my own for the last few forts, Stormcloak soldiers are useless and get in the way. I guess they did draw some attention from the soldiers, but if it was just me, they would have never known I was there until I stuck the shiv in their neck. Also, shivs are my new favorite close range weapon. I'm at level 60, my smithing, sneaking, speech, enchanting are all at 100. I'm trying to plan my next few level up perks a little better. I originally went the light armor route, and now I am regretting not being able to craft daedric armor. I may just wait until my next character to be able to do so, but I just found a daedric helmet and it's awesome. If I start finding more weapons and such, I am going to be sad I cannot make them as epic or legendary as possible.

I told you it wasn't for girls. GTFO, noob. In other news, I have a marathon gaming session planned this evening. Not sure if I am going to play this or wrap up the MW3 campaign.

I'm sorry, did no one see my post about shitty pants?

Rockstar doesn't make mistakes. I think the OP made a mistake posting so many stupid topics. Max Payne 3 has been announced for well over a year.

I like how excited everyone is getting about adding gas. It won't happen. How the hell is there a thread about this (again)?

Fucking christ. I LOVE these threads. That would be so cool if you had to fill up your car in the game. You could go to the gas station and pull up like you are going to pump gas, then you get out and there is like, an animation of you pumping gas and then you can walk inside and get a scratch off lotto ticket and a frozen fruit drink. It would also be just as cool to make you have to take shits after you eat food, so while you are at the gas station, you can wait in line to use their bathroom, but if you run out of stomach space, you shit your pants and then you have crusty pants and have to get a new pair because you can't walk anymore.

Yeah, I would hate having to drive somewhere at lightning speed and there were already a shitton of cars on the road. GTA is about driving fast, not sitting in traffic. They might as well put a car seat and crying kid in the backseat to make it more miserable.

I played 6 hours last night and knocked out two or three more of the Civil War quests. Same shit, go here, see him, go see scouts, kill everyone, go back there, come back here. I have to break them up with other quests.

This week, I borrowed a copy of MW3, received a copy of Halo Anniversary, picked up Black Ops, Trivial Pursuit, and Borderlands and alI could play this weekend is Skyrim (aside from playing TP with Mrs. Person Eater). I'm in the middle of the war, but I keep getting distracted from going back and telling someone that I fucking killed everyone. "Oh, you're done killing everyone? Go see this dickhead and let him know you're done killing everyone." Ok. Fast travel somewhere to let the dickhead know everyone is dead. "Thank you for killing everyone in that city. Here is a supershitty sword for your efforts. Now go and talk to the dickhead that sent you here and get the next location of the place where you're going to meet up with some useless scouts that you're probably going to kill with your rain of fireballs and arrows, then kill everyone else and their dogs and horses. When you're done, go see the dickhead that sent you to meet the scouts, that I sent you to go see after he sent you to come see me after you killed everyone and went and told him that they were dead and he was glad because he had told you to go meet with the scouts when you went and saw him because I had told you to go see him for the mission. I'll dig around in the shitter for a weapon to give you when you get back. See you soon." But I am still loving the game.

I will wait a long time to play this game. I still have RE5 DLC to beat and then RE4 HD and then maybe the RE: Racoon City or whatever the fuck the game coming out in the next month or so. So, maybe 2014? Also, what the fuck with all the Resident Evil games? RE5 was barely stomachable, if this is another co-op action game, fucking forget it. With two male leads (and a possible third, HUNK?) that's likely going to be the case. Also, in the trailer, was that the president's daughter HELP ME LEON? If so, no buy. Also, I don't want to deal with the plague, I want fucking zombies that don't ride motorcycles or shoot guns. I want ONIMUSHA! Concentrate on that Capcom, for Samanoske sake.

I could do it. I would be responsible.

How about healing spells? I hate these threads.

Justin T: "Damn, he fine!"

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