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I could not be any less interested in a deathmatch. I could try to be around for whatever comes later. I need to scout mission options for an MC-sponsored event later in the month.

Author Unknown appeared to be trying to make a point, but none of it was really valid. As expected.

I could solo Canada with a claw hammer.

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You've never given any indication that you have ever played WoW.

Time to come back to WoW, guys. http://us.battle.net/wow/en/warlords-of-draenor/

I am gay for our crew logo. Also, it fits very well and is very large on the black track jacket. I think crew logos cover more area on the track jackets than any other items of clothing.

It's a setup for an Undead Nightmare-style DLC featuring an alternate timeline in which aliens invade Los Santos shortly after the three protagonists meet, with many of the game's characters as antagonists working for the aliens. As Michael is afraid of aliens, he goes AWOL immediately and serves as co-DJ of the revamped Blaine County Talk Radio, which is now exclusively used for Ron's segment, during which Michael's rambling makes Ron seem sane. Lamar and Stretch join the alien forces, convinced that the aliens are working with the Illuminati. Trevor, strongly opposing the Illuminati and various other pieces of conspiracy theorist bait, is the main force opposing the aliens. He also believes that the FIB agents are reptilians and kills them right away, pretty randomly. Trevor and Franklin take over Fort Zancudo and set up a safe zone there, with the majority of the fort's population consisting of the many O'neill brothers. Trevor finds a jetpack and flies it around randomly in the background of every cutscene in which he isn't a featured character. Later in the story, a UFO attacks the base. Franklin tries to use the jetpack to stop the UFO, but immediately rockets into the sky and splatters against the underside of the UFO. In a cutscene afterwards, Trevor notes that the jetpack didn't have any weapons and would not have helped stop the UFO in any way, and Franklin died for nothing. He shrugs and walks out of the frame, and the remainder of the cutscene is a shot of the plain, corrugated metal hangar wall behind where Trevor stood. It continues for 23 minutes. The final mission is Trevor killing Stretch and bringing Lamar to his senses, causing the aliens to agree to negotiate with Trevor. It is revealed that the aliens only wanted to probe Michael, and Trevor agrees to let the aliens sodomize Mike with their various devices.The final cutscene ends with Lamar comforting Michael, and Michael revealing that he liked being probed. Lamar sympathizes, and the two enter a homosexual relationship and move to San Fierro, setting up GTA VI. The End.

The first one isn't story-related, if that makes it easier. It's just a mission structure complaint. The second one is a real spoiler.

A heads up about the end of the game. I don't consider it a spoiler, but I guess one of you might. I suggest biting the bullet and reading that spoiler. The ending would've seemed less anti-climactic for me had I known this. Also, disappointed...

I've been focusing too much on the story. Looked through my trophies last night, and it turns out I'm on the last sequence. I kept being told to upgrade my ship before starting certain missions, but I never did it. Only massive battles took multiple attempts, and one of those was without my all-powerful mortars. I'm ramming ships, for the most part. I really want the plans for the elite ram. That thing does more damage than any of my cannons.

Ubisoft should probably have spoken to someone who has killed a whale rather than assuming that the weapon designed to kill a whale is going to do almost zero damage to said whale. 30 hits at full power are more than enough, contrary to what people may believe. Why the fuck am I in a rickety rowboat, anyway? Do they not know they can kill a whale from the ship?

Sporting the privateer robes. Bought the pirate cloak, because the game neglected to mention that I cant wear it with whatever outfit I please, so, that's 6000 Reales wasted.

Already enjoying myself more than I did in 3. Not waiting until halfway through the game to get my assassin robes was a nice touch. Still not sure what they were thinking, making us wear rags for half the game in 3.

I had forgotten how satisfying something as simple as climbing a tower to synchronize a viewpoint can be.

You can have a bounty put on you at any time, without any reason.

Those poor Reginas.

Got it.

The blatant 'good guy' option is always canon.

As far as the storylines of the games go, they could easily base a series on 3 and New Vegas. The Courier's background is rather vague, so they could use the Lone Wanderer as the Courier in a New Vegas storyline. I could definitely see the Lone Wanderer leaving DC after wrapping things up with the Enclave, and the NCR/House/Legion/Independent decision would be a lot more dramatic on TV. The first and second games also need their own coverage, of course. I'd say two seasons per game should do it. Maybe one season for New Vegas, as it's rather short, and made-for-TV movies covering the NV DLC, because we need Ulysses' story. Hell, give Ulysses a TV movie of his own, showing his side of things. Anyone else bored enough to get all hypothetical with me? I'd love to waste some time casting people for this show that won't ever happen.

Floyd did what he did because of Debra. Everything would've been fine if he hadn't let her use him as a doormat to begin with.

Had Floyd not been so spineless, Debra wouldn't have been around and his situation would've been avoided. He deserved everything that happpened to him. Everything. His weakness was a perfect plot device to further characterize Trevor, of course. Floyd was an object, just like that skull-fucked teddy bear.

Psychoanalyze that for a moment, lad.

Floyd was pathetic, no explanation needed. Also, Debra was a cunt.

The second or third stranger mission for Beverly (the paparazzo) starts there. Replay it, then mark the location on your map.