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Fuck Floyd.

Indeed. Those mutants are from Mariposa, a military base where the mutants created were intelligent. Under the influence of the Master, they were a hostile army, but without him, they are neutral. The mutants from DC are hostile, as you know. Some have made their way to the Mojave, where the Mariposa mutants have forced them into neutrality at a base I'll assume you haven't been to. The Mariposa mutants refer to the DC mutants as 'dum dums,' for obvious reasons. Then there are the Nightkin. Those fuckers are batshit.

Certainly an improvement over the previous image we saw.

We do our best to keep our facility in top condition.

Are you on Social Club? You get one for free by joining the Social Club.

It is highly unlikely I'll make it through the weekend without buying this.

Seems to be 50/50 as to whether or not it spawns outside the garage in Paleto Bay. Check there, if you're passing through.

I really like Edward's armor. Still doesn't top Ezio's Revelations armor for me, but it's close.

Noticed an article listing the launch titles as I was checking one of my dozen email addresses: First-party Flower Killzone Shadow Fall Knack Resogun Sound Shapes Third-party Angry Birds Star Wars Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Call of Duty: Ghosts DC Universe Online FIFA 14 Battlefield 4 Just Dance 2014 Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition Lego Marvel Super Heroes Madden NFL 25 NBA 2K14 Skylanders: Swap Force Indie Contrast Pinball Arcade Super Motherload Tiny Brains Warframe http://games.yahoo.c...-190227025.html Pretty mediocre, as expected for a launch. You've got your over-hyped shit with CoD, Battlefield, and Killzone, shit that's already out on current gen with Flower, AC4, and DC Universe Online (CoD or Battlefield might already be out, too), and shit that isn't even worth a mention (any sports game). Meh. I don't know what Xbox One's lineup is, but I doubt it's any better. PS4 won't be worth touching until The Division and Infamous Second Son are out. Xbox One only has Dead Rising 3 thus far (assuming that turns out well). Going to be a while before next gen is worth acknowledgement.

In an attempt to stop myself from rushing out to purchase this, I made Edward in Skyrim. My game has proceeded to crash every time I try to play it. Clearly, Edward is too cool for Skyrim to deal with. And I have nothing to distract me from this game.

The club has already voted and you were invited, several days ago. Get your shit together, prospect.

It is going to be very hard to wait until January to buy this.

This doesn't relate to GTA Online. Moving...

I'll have a look through my folder of monkey porn, I might be able to help you out. Also, all of my sig work has a transparent background. I would never use a background or border unless specifically requested.

I dunno. She did a pretty good job of making me cringe every time she was on screen. The pigs didn't.

The cops are only an issue when there are helicopters in a place with no tunnels, or when they are magically teleported in front of you, which is a nuisance. They need to fix this teleporting cop shit. Cops should depart from police stations and drive to your last known location, not appear on the road in front of you in a place where there isn't a police station for miles. There are no patrolling cops, other than a 5% chance to see one, and the game should reflect that by not making patrols suddenly appear in the hills, or the docks, or wherever there is no police station.

Similar, but looks a lot more like a racing version. Shame they made the Injection a Baja Bug, since the decade that's from will prevent this new version from being the "Injection Classic."

Sandy Shores. Haven't seen the dune buggy on the road, but I think it still spawns at the airfield in Grapeseed. The Bison is on the road fairly often.

No, there was a lowrider match before yours was posted. He was talking about a Tornado and a Manana.

Good question. Did anyone other than Jizzin hire the shitty hacker to try and save money? How'd that work out? Also, if you don't empty the store, you're losing roughly the same amount of money you'd lose by hiring the competent hacker. Talia, the driver you find crashed on the highway, is the only person you can use on any heist to successfully save money, because she is very skilled and only takes a 5% cut. Any other person that takes a low cut is going to cause problems that aren't worth the money you're saving, if you manage to save money at all.

We didn't really have much of a DLC topic going (there's one for GTA Online, too), but I went ahead and merged yours.

HBW wins it. There is nothing you can do that will make a Buccaneer gay. It's too badass. You could have a 20 man gay orgy on top of it, and it still wouldn't be gay.

Yakuzimu.

For me, it's the sentimental value. It's a classic GTA car, like the Banshee or the Faggio, but it's been a long time since the car has been in the game (last seen in Yakuza form in Liberty City Stories). Also, that thing has more style than any of the super cars. Those all look the same to me.

I love that thing. I propose an off-road race using only Rat Loaders. Whatever the longest off-road race may be; I don't do enough racing. Which is a shame, because I still need to unlock turbo for my Phoenix and various bikes.