Massacre

You have their mustache. Ask a Mexican if you can be an honorary member.

Damn, Otiz. That sounds fucking awesome.

Mexicans use the triple intake. Those dirty little whores.

^ That. Not that I've voted on any of these.

I'll have a Stinger, one day. I will paint it silver, to honor the Yakuza who drove it in GTA III. I miss you, Asuka. I miss you, Kenji. Kazuki... you were a punk bitch.

*Emails Rockstar again*

News'd.

Your character pulls the duckface every time.

My new baby. Glass roof, yea or nay? Still unsure.

Two posts, an obsession does not make. The first one was asking for confirmation regarding ponytail's existence, anyway. Just know that you should be ashamed.

Why would anyone honor you, ponytail?

As far as they've strayed from the comics, I would've been fine with keeping Shane. Excellent actor and better written than the rest of the characters. Every time Shane pulled Carl aside, he gave him better advice than anything Rick's had to offer. They would've been one hell of a pair by now.

He's been a complete douche thus far, but he appears to be going towards the Carl in the comics who was for all intents and purposes, a very good character. I'm disappointed there are no twins. I want him to kill Ben. People that haven't read the comics are getting babied, honestly. Things are so much worse in there. Fucking Tyrese... Almost used the lol emoticon. Almost.

It's not about the virus, it's not about the zombies. What caused the infection is irrelevant. They tried to explain it when they went to the CDC building in the first season, and it was stupid and very out of place. There is no reason to explain how the infection started in the first place. They sure as hell wouldn't know what to do about it, and it's not going to get rid of the millions (probably billions) of zombies. The story is about the people, how they interact, how they deal with this new world. Other people have been a bigger threat than the zombies and have caused more problems than the zombies. The zombies are nothing more than a plot device. Zombies damaging the fence is no more of an issue than running out of food would be. In fact, the zombies and fence are easier to deal with. The whole point is that these people are unprepared for this, and the fact that zombies are on the back burner while the group deals with human enemies and their own psychological issues demonstrates this. They're more worried about themselves and the human events around them than the zombies. In addition, the Walking Dead universe is clearly one in which zombies were never a part of pop culture, and there has been no indication that anything resembling a prepping community exists in this world, either. This is a completely alien situation to them, and the constant human-related issues force common sense to take a back seat while they deal with them.

Thoroughly enjoyed this week's episode.

Well, that was pointless.

There is no gas mask. My character looks nothing like me.

Boyish, unappealing, instantly irritating. Yeah, that's her real body.

Dress your son as Ellie, and refer to him only as Ellie until the following day. Everyone needs a bit of childhood trauma.

Daryl is one of the few characters worth watching. They ruined Tyrese and Michonne needs to get over this baby shit immediately, because I do not give a fuck about the obvious "I had a baby but a zombie ate it" rant that's coming. Daryl had his weird-faced crying moment, then got his shit together. He and Carl are the only characters not pissing me off every time they're on screen.

It always has been.

Well, you're not quite 30 yet, if I remember correctly. I'm helping you out, you nigh-elderly bastard.

bOnEs taking selfies? I blame GTA. Stop corrupting our young people, Rockstar!

Peyote for life. And your car is nice, too.

It can't be changed. Drive around in the car and you'll eventually find the variant, though.