Massacre

What if he doesn't have time to fly to Liberty City?

Made me chuckle to see Fufu wearing the goth's (Chastity, I think) clothes in GTAO. Recycled model, different hair. No idea why it only happens online, though.

A pardon letter for a man being executed via electric chair.

The Akuma is a wobbly bitch. I hate that thing.

I always saw a lot of underlying scumbag with Michael. He wanted to be a family man and all that garbage, but everything Trevor said about him was right. I never felt that he regretted what happened all those years ago. Even when trying to make amends with Trevor and explain himself, he never seemed genuine, he just wanted to keep Trevor from putting a bullet in him, which anyone who understands Trevor knows that it was never going to happen anyway. There are a few major spoiler moments that I won't go into, because describing them would be a lot of typing and I don't feel like using spoiler tags, but Michael just seems like an asshole to me, even when he's trying his hardest to do right by his family. Trevor does a lot of horrible things (by normal standards. I'm cool with it), but he's honest about it. He's a genuine guy, what you see is what you get, alongside an insane level of undying loyalty that's hard to find in this day and age. Anyone who didn't like Trevor wasn't paying close enough attention to his personality. He might punch you in the face, but he would never stab you in the back. I can't think of a single character in GTA history I would rather have at my side when the SWAT team or someone's private army comes to play.

No, fuck you.

"You're as blind as a bat!"

Batman at the end of Batman Forever?

Yes, because your 10 posts have really made a difference. Stop flaming each other. Stay on topic.

How long is it supposed to be going up? It was higher than I wanted to pay by the time I heard about it, but if I'd known it would last this long, I would've thrown in.

Personally, I'm not a fan of the Bati. I much prefer the Ruffian, but if you can afford and have unlocked the upgrades, a Vader with turbo and some engine/transmission upgrades is just as fast and handles slightly better.

Franklin and Lamar's actors ad libbed a lot. A very large chunk of their dialogue is from them, not from writers. As a big fan of stereotypes and non-serious racism, I find your post hilarious,

I'm suddenly getting a $5000 bounty every time I enter online. I am playing invite only when this happens. I guess the game wants to keep giving me five grand as an apology.

^ This fuckin' guy... I figured most people wouldn't get it.

I have yet to see anything spawn consistently, be it cars, weapons, whatever. Nothing from story mode spawns in the same place online. Even the quality of car spawns change. The high end cars a the Kortz Center are replaced with slightly above average cars.

I grabbed one in the Last Team Standing in Cypress Flats.

I am nothing but calm. A doctor does not rage when he tells a woman her newborn has an extra chromosome.

I'm sure the lack of helmet bonk will do nothing to make this movie or its fans less retarded.

They die at the end. There's a touching scene where they bonk their helmets together in an attempt to kiss.

That's retarded. I suppose I should stop trying to convince myself that people aren't really that stupid.

Anyone can say they want more than 16 people per world, but next to none of them would continue to say so if the number were increased to 32. You do not want to be in that open world with 32 strangers.

I'm wondering if the missions and features that unlock at higher ranks are worth putting up with the dull shit that's available now. I'm near rank 14 and am losing interest. Hell, I need to be rank 25 just to get the cosmetic things I want.

I still have my character and I'm approaching being done.

A cat toy.

I am Caesar's greatest warrior. Those assassins are my drinking buddies.