Massacre

Bullshit, I took the Computer Whiz perk. Edit: Oh wait. The guy by the river wasn't dead, I misread it. Guy was hit by a train.

Guy was next to a river? Bear. Motherfucker was mauled by a bear, and the other guy hauled ass out of there.

They just didn't work out that way.

I want to live in the shantytown beneath the freeway.

It's just how things worked out. There's never going to be a reason for it.

A for effort.

You're not going to argue with the guy pointing a gun at you. Kidding. The guy had hiccups. The bartender pulling a gun on the guy would have startled him and gotten rid of them. That riddle is older than you are.

No, that was just an extremely easy riddle.

Friday is a stupid name for a horse.

Interior 2 remains my favorite. Looks a lot more natural and lived-in than the others.

Fuck. This is why you don't believe shit you read on the internet. I don't know why they didn't just have pictures of the interiors on the Dynasty 8 site.

I use the 'hipster' style (which is a ridiculous name, since chicanos have been using this style since the 70's), and halfway through Meth'd Up, the shaved portions became solid brown with stripes that were still saved. Was kind of cool for a while. Also, even if you have a hair style that is locked until a certain rank, the color you use should remain unlocked, even after changing it. Very odd if that isn't working for others.

Okay, but you'll have to wait a few hours.

My much-belated dinner consists of a cheese steak on cheddar-encrusted flatbread. It is magical.

Now that the garages are safe, I could always use another Daemon.

If more white people openly said it, the black man would be keeping himself down.

Been there. Mountain lion fucked me up before I had a chance to find my center.

The best thing you can fry, arguably, are mozzarella sticks.

I don't condone the excessive use of butter.

Hardee's/Carl's Jr. has a burger with the same number of calories, and it is delicious. This seems unnecessary.

RE: The first riddle, those three states share borders. New Mexico is the fourth state in the region known as the Four Corners.

Hey look, it's that guy from the status updates.

Our women are on PS3.

The scrapyard pays you $150 per car destroyed. When The Lost attack the scrapyard, blow up all of their vans, and that'll be the money you get. I don't know if destroying cars in general adds to that. It was never explained very well.

I often switch clothes and find 'Stank' or 'Harsh Souls' on my classy shirts for a split second before the game rights itself. Just a small modification to allow the decal on anything.