Massacre

Moderators
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content Count

    10296

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    519

Everything posted by Massacre

  1. Massacre
    Crew colors? Looks like I'm going to have to make the Asylum crew active. Fingers crossed for a leather vest you can put your crew emblem on, MC style.
  2. Massacre
    Finally got it. Seems like The Lost are always on Trevor's ass...
  3. Massacre
    Got it now. Thanks. Edit: And the old GTA ways never fail. The streets are now filled with these things.
  4. Massacre
    Didn't notice before, but I think you're right. Michael had a goatee that became thick stubble after a while.
  5. Massacre
    Eventually, yeah. After two years, I feel a little nauseous if I think about playing Skyrim again (Morrowind and Oblivion still entertain me, however), but I can't see getting bored of a GTA, Fallout, or Elder Scrolls game after only two weeks. That's not even enough time to see everything there is to see.
  6. Massacre
    Apparently, they're slightly sweeter. That's different enough that I can hate these chickens based on the color of their skin. WHITE COCK
  7. Massacre
    People have become unbelievable pieces of shit since the San Andreas days. They're extremely jaded, and despite the fact that other games are shit, their standards have become higher, nonetheless.
  8. Massacre
    They're listed under 'Vehicles' in your in-game stats.
  9. Massacre
    Because the real life stock market does not work like the in game one. No, I'm pretty sure I can blow Mark Zuckerberg's head off and make a few hundred thousand people lose their fortune.
  10. Massacre
    I like golf. Tennis was a bit tedious at first, but I quickly grew to enjoy it. Laughing at Trevor's extremely short shorts helped with that.
  11. Massacre
    I feel sorry for people who are bored of this game. Not empathy, no. I can't feel that. I feel pity. Especially for you young people. Back in the San Andreas days, we knew how to have fun. I had a single file with 1200 hours on it. I made my own fun, long after I had seen everything the game had to offer. If you're bored of GTA V after two weeks, you might as well just kill yourself.
  12. Massacre

    GTAO DLC Topic

    Massacre replied to NeelReel's topic in GTA Online

    The Pistol .50 from the Special Edition is a Desert Eagle. Apparently, it was so special it required that you pay an additional $20.
  13. Massacre
    I found mine in Paleto Bay. Stalk around there for a while, preferably in a Buccaneer.
  14. Massacre
    I gave molotovs to Trevor, and only Trevor. He now has a signature weapon, other than his crowbar.
  15. Massacre
    I still haven't found Fabiana...
  16. Massacre
    Really makes you appreciate how far we've come.
  17. Massacre
    You're doing it wrong.
  18. Massacre
    I wonder the same thing. Shortened the game a lot, I think. Those could all have been separate missions, and would have been a lot more fun that way.
  19. Massacre
    A marker for them appears on the map, but the GPS won't direct you there unless you place a waypoint on it. I believe the marker only appears there when you're playing as Trevor.
  20. Massacre
    Are you referring to the injured woman he picks up? He says "the state you're in," meaning she's no good to them bleeding out like that. Also, keep delivering people there. $1000 a head, and things get... interesting after you've brought enough people. No spoilers, just remember to have a look around after.
  21. Massacre
    Indeed it was. Just imagine how low the bar would be today if Rockstar hadn't gotten their shit together by GTA III.
  22. Massacre
    And a new GTA myth hunt begins. The Crazy 8 killer is in the mountains, guys. Go find him.
  23. Massacre
    I think you're talking about GTA III my friend... No I'm taking about GTA2. Overhead view. Shitty graphics. But awesome gameplay for its time. It was exactly like the first game.
  24. Massacre
    Yeah, but he had to tenderize the meat first.
  25. Massacre
    THE INTERNET DISAGREES. OVERRIDING... OVERRIDING... OVERRIDING... OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL. RULES MODIFIED. COMPETITION NOW HAS NO MAXIMUM NUMBER OF ENTRANTS. PROCEED AS YOU WISH, PROGRAMS. RUNPROGRAM FUCKYOUDIO.EXE ... ... ... FUCK YOU, DIO.