Massacre

1 and 2 were awful, even when taking the technological limitations of the time into account.

My butt's gone numb.

If you find a Romero, it'll be outside of a church. I find found mine outside of the church in Paleto Bay.

Dude, what?

Claude is one of the many bits of brain found on Trevor's boot.

I'm thinking DLC, Undead Nightmare style. Too many alien references for it to just stop like it does once you've found everything.

The protagonists are based heavily on their voice actors. Especially in Franklin's case, as I was pleased to see. Steven Ogg says he was just acting, but a lot of Trevor comes out in his other work. Check out his demo reel sometime. Rockstar didn't make up every aspect of Trevor's personality.

Don't buy a Buzzard. There's one on top of the government facility in Palomino Highlands, east of LS. It's a set of roads on its own, east of the highway and northeast of the oil fields in El Burro Heights. The roads stand out on the map (there's nothing else around), shouldn't be hard to spot. I was let in with no problems (as Trevor), but you might not be let in if you haven't been sent there by the FIB prior to their big heist, I can't test that without starting a new game.

The stock in my game does not seem to be changing. It has been weeks.

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That's the mission I was replaying, before it mentioned a restore point. Wouldn't let me keep it. Trevor is sad.

Steven is a little more crazy than he gives himself credit for. You can see it in his eyes and mannerisms. Or maybe all Canadians are like this.

Black Flag's cover is my favorite. But, to be fair, I've only heard the original, the Clash, and the Black Flag versions, and I don't much like that song, anyway.

It will. But you fucking killed Lassie.

I didn't even have a gaming-worthy internet connection until 2008. Never got to give SAMP a try.

I had never thought to look for a Romero. *Speeds off to the nearest church*

Rockstar is more competent than Blizzard. And whoever made Runescape, I don't give a shit. Try a shootout or race with some kid who bought $1.5 million before making assumptions. No one else seems concerned. We'll all be fine.

Is there a spawn location for Merryweather's off-road Mesa? I never grabbed one on my first file, and it creates a restore point if you replay a mission, so I'll be where I left off, without the car. Also, has anyone found a Daemon yet? It's bad enough they removed the Zombie, but the Daemon is the only real motorcycle in the game that isn't a dumb-looking Hexer.

He should've been nice.

An Escape from New York game would be great. Excellent movie.

Trevor did him a favor, as far as I'm concerned.

I have no idea how we test this. I've driven other Buffalos, and they didn't seem to be as fast or handle as well as Franklin's. Their unique cars seem to be unique even down to their performance. Michael's Tailgater is better than others I've driven, too. And Trevor's Bodhi is the only one in the game, of course.

All the Coquettes I've seen have been the new version, which I'm thankful for. I see enough shitty midlife crisis cars in this game already. Corvettes are gay. Really gay.