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  1. Massacre
    You don't really need ammo just yet. The game provides it when you first need it. After that point, you'll be making plenty of money to spend on ammo.
  2. Massacre
    He also claimed he had canceled his pre-order. I assume he's only sticking around to troll at this point.
  3. Massacre
    I'm sure you wish you were capable of getting me to rage. Sadly, you are not. You will listen to me, however, because it is my job to enforce the rules, and I'll be the one handling your punishment should you fail to follow them. Stay on topic.
  4. Massacre
    You can't converse with random pedestrians, though you can hit right on the D-Pad and you might make a comment. The actual conversations are with set pedestrians that appear throughout the map. There's a guy holding a sign near a Suburban in the desert you can talk to, for example.
  5. Massacre
    Screwed either way.
  6. Massacre
    I bet you've been hanging on to that gif for quite some time, waiting for a chance to use it.
  7. Massacre
    Pretty sure I told you to fuck off after your last spamming spree. I have no idea why you're still around. On topic, I have no idea what cars you've driven if low acceleration and zero grip on the road seems realistic to you. Maybe you're a shit driver? I've never had any issues like that in a real car.
  8. Massacre
    You're an idiot.
  9. Massacre
    Go ahead and let one or two of your cars get impounded. The fee isn't that bad, and the impound garage is more conveniently located than most of the garages.
  10. Massacre
    Merged with preexisting car physics topic.
  11. Massacre
    Pretty big, epic mission that I won't spoil, but I spotted someone along the way. With all the FIB bullshit you deal with, I was wondering when he'd turn up.
  12. Massacre
    I can live with that.
  13. Massacre
    He did look like CJ, but, well, so do all black guys.
  14. Massacre
    I thought this would be a fun topic, so here it is. What have you seen Michael, Franklin, and Trevor doing when switching characters? I've seen Trevor mocking a guy he'd tied to a pole under Del Perro Pier, burying a body in the desert, hiding from the police, and repeatedly running out of a strip club in his underwear (once while chasing a pair of strippers). Michael, I've only seen doing depressed, drunken things around his house. Franklin has a tendency to be exiting a strip club, and generally does little else. Trevor is by far the most varied when it comes to random shenanigans (as expected). There's a lot more I've seen him do that I can't remember at the moment.
  15. Massacre
    You should all buy a UV light. They really come in handy when you need to find blood and/or semen and clean it up before the cops start poking around the area.
  16. Massacre
    Elk are just a subspecies of deer. It's possible that the area has a higher population of elk than deer, and Rockstar reflected this in the game.
  17. Massacre
    Multiple indie stations were expected. No place in the world produces as many shitty and/or failed bands than Los Angeles.
  18. Massacre
    "Simon loves cock"
  19. Massacre
    What the hell are you talking about? Nevermind. You're advertising your YouTube channel. You have already advertised it in the correct topic, doing so anywhere else is against the rules. Thank you for using ther advertising topic first, at least.
  20. Massacre
    This will help you.
  21. Massacre
    I found one in the empty pool in the courtyard of the abandoned hotel in Sandy Shores.
  22. Massacre
    ^ Had the same happen to Michael. I check the stock occasionally, but I'm just waiting for it to go a little higher before selling. Not particularly interested in fiddling with stocks.
  23. Massacre
    You can find the other characters in the city, as was mentioned before the game came out. If you find them, they'll speak briefly, and the character will ask if you want to hang out, which you can accept or decline. If you switch characters and go to the previous character's location quickly enough, there's a good chance they'll still be there.
  24. Massacre
    Some women prefer real men. That's a real man. If you don't have someone else's blood somewhere on your body, you're doing it wrong.
  25. Massacre
    There's a 'blimp' option in your contact list. Call it, and the blimp will be delivered to the nearest location a blimp could be landed in. Edit: Go away, Jamie.