Massacre

Please tell me the breed is called a schnoodle.

Looks like his jewel heist went better than the one in Reservoir Dogs. Alternatively, [GTA V reference here].

Steam doesn't know I have Minecraft. I bought it for $10 when it was still in beta.

Be a good boy and step up your reporting, Kuz. Your peers are worthless.

You're only making yourself look like more of a fucktard. It's a burger, not a steak. It is never okay for a burger to be pink.

1. You two are fucktards. 2. You're supposed to cook your food. Pink burger = doing it wrong. 3. A Corona? You're a child, and beer tastes like piss. I've drank enough of both to know.

Well, the side quests involve doing the 'diversions' from previous games, and several new versions. You do them, with dialogue from the other characters, and in return you get far better rewards than you did in previous games. So good, that you do all of these side quests alongside the main game, and they're all finished by the time you've beaten the main game.

QD. Spider monkey. Scruffy-looking nerf-herder. I have my gripes. It feels like there isn't much to do after you finish the main game, unlike the previous games in the series.

QD.

Back on topic.

He's an ass to everyone, he just knows he can be more of an ass to the people who can't ban him.

That was an odd thing to do. Edit; Oh good, you fixed it. Saved me the trouble of mod-raping your posts.

Working with Game is the only good thing he ever does with his career.

I got to 94% just by doing all the side quests as I did the main ones.

Anyone who puts a spoiler in a topic title is taking a vacation for a month, if I'm the one who handles it. That's going to do a lot more damage than posting a spoiler in the topic itself.

Sleep is for the weak.

I feel ill whenever I think about the fact that some of our members had not yet been born when the original site was created.

I'm not buying you a fucking thing.

If you're going for the Epic Jump Quest trophy, note that you can run and jump from the side of a building, just make sure you don't touch the rooftops or the Zin's floating platforms. I think the floating towers fuck it up, too. Also, it's much easier if you go from the nuke plant to the casino than vice versa.

I fully upgraded my shotgun (the basic, pump-action shotgun) early on, then bought the ammo upgrades as they became available. I can one-shot one of the robots, the ones that look like the Terminator. Glorious, glorious shotgun.

The only thing I had difficulty with was the hard level of Super Power Fight Club, but I hadn't unlocked the Death from Above power yet. That made it easier, though I still don't have gold.

Why buy a game if you're not going to play it more than once? You're damn right you're going to redo it. Get on that.

God damn, that ending. I've been playing since the first game, and this was an epic finale. It's been one hell of a ride. As for the ending question,

Spread throughout the miscellaneous section.

Functional.