Massacre

God damn. Rockstar outdid themselves. Excellent lineup. It's going to be hard to pull myself away from the classic rap.

Damn, that's a nice one. I use a two-hand hammer, myself.

Get in the bunker. I'll keep you safe.

Looks like it might be decent. The original is shit until the prom scene, this looks like it might be consistently entertaining.

You're all dumbfucks. Spoiler tags, even if the title says spoilers.

I was responding to the post above mine. You know, I think this topic is pretty much done. What more is there to discuss?

Is today your first time in America?

Your understanding of the situation has been made very clear now. Thank you.

I was explaining what you were having trouble understanding. But we are dicks, yes.

I think the non-sexual context of the penis in The Lost & Damned is example enough, and I'm sure the detailed rating for TL&D worded it similarly. The non-sexual context is the difference between being rated Mature or being rated Adults Only. The ESRB isn't organized the same way it was 9 years ago. They give as much of an explanation as possible so consumers - parents buying games for their children, especially - know what they're buying, and they do it to keep any incidents from happening somewhere down the line. People are idiots, and if some irresponsible mother is shocked that her kid is surrounded by digital cock, she looks like a dumbass when she complains about it only to be told that the rating told her exactly what to expect.

Yes, I'm sure the game company with more attention to detail and quality than any other company is going to hire a sub par group to assemble a car they're endorsing. What a pile of shit this Banshee is.

I've found texture packs that actually made the game lag. The graphics are simple for a reason, clearly. Hard to handle randomly generated terrain and all that other shit alongside hi res textures. Looking at my desert map, it's only about 20% done. Long way to go before it's worth showing.

That would get you enough money to throw a forum party in Vegas.

Your manner of speaking and vague resemblance to Johnny Klebitz amuse me. I am a fan.

They don't work anymore. You have to wait for your texture pack of choice to be updated to a resource pack. I couldn't bear to look at my map until they updated Westeroscraft.

Did you break it, Ace?

^ I chuckled. I really don't give a shit where I get a burger from. Burger King is the only place I don't like. It seems like everything but their fish sandwich is garbage.

Nah. Just someone who thinks they get to be the site's Japanese kitten.

Never flipped through an issue of National Geographic? People are naked all over the world, even when not fucking.

if you wrote that essay the same way you type here, I don't think Q will be able get through the whole thing.

Are you planning on making an actual post at some point?

Compelling.

Is that a dog on top of the hill, a dog on top of the house, or a dog in a top? A dog who is a top in a gay relationship, perhaps?

Where is it banned? Marcus lives in Dubai, last I heard. He is Yusuf.

No, no, no. That guy's a malfunctioning android. Trevor's just giving him a jump so he can get moving again. Nice guy, that Trevor.