Massacre

He's getting Arab money. He already has Arab beard.

It looks like something the English would eat. Revolting.

I started around that time, played until 6:30 am. Fucking love this game. It seems a little slow, but I keep forgetting I'm doing side quests, so that's my fault. I am worried it's going to end up being too short. I can finish SR3 in a day.

I've been building a desert city on and off for a few months. It's looking alright, but nowhere near done. I use the same texture pack as the guys who did the Game of Thrones map, the style fits the city well. The blacksmith wants to know why his forge is filled with green lava, though.

A cynical protagonist in a game set during the Italian Renaissance wouldn't fit at all. Ezio was the perfect assassin for his era. And Connor sucks in any era.

... ... Oooh, they mean fuck, cunt, and honky. Got it.

*Looks at deleted post* *Still doesn't do it* I might, if I though it would give me an actual edge, but others are going to win by doing dozens of your lower point tasks.

This would be a pretty easy thing for me to do. *Doesn't do it*

Saints Row IV is around 20, as was GTA IV. I don't want to think about what the download would be for V. *Shudders*

Ditto. That barter bonus paid for my copy of San Andreas.

Mine ended up getting broken my sophomore year. Deathclaw in the cafeteria.

All I have is a pair of boxers that increases melee and unarmed damage by 10. I did have a pair of glasses that lowered perception and charisma by 3 in high school, though.

Everything about that picture seems to be giving a Charisma bonus.

You can't just smoke weed for the first time and not prepare. You need beverages. I have never smoked without at least a bottle of water nearby. If the cottonmouth is really bad, get some heavily sugared chewing gum for kids. Bubblicious, if possible. It causes your to salivate excessively, which will bring you back to normal if you have cottonmouth.

He was clearly referring to a quadrilateral. Q is not a geometry teacher.

I would buy that just to have something to masturbate to.

Oh. I thought I was just spamming, but okay.

ITT: Rectangles. This is a square.

I dunno about you proud americans, but I'm having an epic time.

That one is definitely excusable. I find it hard to believe a Templar wouldn't have people he encounters watched. Plus, the Templars had been watching the village before, and the land was in danger the entire game. Someone had to be keeping an eye on the village.

I'm really hoping AC5 is an Edward to Haytham transition, similar to the switch from Haytham to Connor in 3. I'd love a look at the Templar side of things.

How the fuck did I get 12 points? I haven't done shit.

I'll meet you behind the dumpsters later.

I have far too much gay sex to eat at Chik-Fil-A. Also, Wendy's spicy chicken nugget > any other form of food nugget.