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  1. Massacre
    Finally, a smart one. What's food like in Portugal? I know nothing of your country, other than that it is home to promiscuous young people and everyone sounds like they're speaking Spanish with a lisp.
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    Cleaned that up for you.
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    Is that what most people are calling it? I thought it was shrapnel doing the Tony-Stark's-heart thing with his brain. Then again, I haven't paid much attention to this, other than the two trailers.
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    You get the family discount. $200. Don't ask why I'm selling my family coats made out of scrotums.
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    Burn down the place you rented it from. Then throw your shoes at the wreckage.
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    "Warren, who was terrified he would end up homeless, even considered selling his testicle sac on eBay to help fund his treatment." Doesn't get much better than that. Wanna buy a scrote coat?
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    The Sims

    Massacre replied to Brian's topic in Other Games

    *Builds an average computer for Mercy* *Successfully plays Skyrim on it* Maybe your computer was average in 2004? Now it's a really big paperweight. Enjoy your new rig, it cost $400 to build.
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    Why would you ever do a thing like that? Don't watch that. Tie a rock to the disc and throw it into a river.
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    I beg to differ. I have testicular cancer, and these fuckers are like ostrich eggs.
  10. Massacre
    Be nice to my son. Also, fetal alcohol syndrome.
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    XBOX One

    Massacre replied to GunSmith's topic in Geek Central

    Rub it on your junk = heat
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    XBOX One

    Massacre replied to GunSmith's topic in Geek Central

    Does it work if you're wearing a gas mask? That might make my decision for me. I don't want to deal with my Xbox telling me I have no face.
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    Trust me, there's a penis tucked under there.
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    She looks like a mostly-convincing tranny.
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    XBOX One

    Massacre replied to GunSmith's topic in Geek Central

    Because that's what you people are like.
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    State of Decay

    Massacre replied to Brian's topic in Other Games

    I've been forcing my non-tank computer to run Skyrim on max settings (with mods for hi-res textures and an ENB) for a year and a half, I'll be alright.
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    XBOX One

    Massacre replied to GunSmith's topic in Geek Central

    Have you not seen the recent mess of fuckery the NSA has done? Don't rule anything out. On topic, I have no intention of using Move, or anything else the PS Eye might be needed for. I'm good.
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    Nope.
  19. Massacre
    That's what it is. I was hoping people would drop the multiple-buffalo theory once car customization was confirmed, but no such luck.
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    I think San Diego would have something to say about that. I did say 'noteworthy.'
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    You'd better not be fucking with me. The best thing that could happen to that movie, other than dumping Jamie Foxx and fixing all the things they ruined about Electro, is cutting Mary Jane and the ugly bitch they have playing her.
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    Mudding is pointless and I would never drive a Prius.
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    I don't really like trucks, but, that one. I'll take that one.
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    PS4

    Massacre replied to DuPz0r's topic in Geek Central

    I buy pre-owned games pretty far down the road. I got LA Noire for $13, Crysis 2 for about the same price. I wouldn't have bought either game for $60, which is the only reason I buy a game pre-owned. If I'm going to replay a game multiple times or I'm going to spend hours playing a single file, I'll buy it new. Pre-owned is for games I probably would never have played had I not been able to get them so cheap.
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    That's incredible. They even made some of the pieces cracked and dirty. We all had a few of those in our collection as a kid. Hell, I even had the 1980's spaceman figure they made fun of.