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    I forgot I had one in progress. Skyrim can wait a bit while I finish it up.
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    Major games usually sell out very quickly. I didn't pre-order GTA IV soon enough, and I wasn't able to get a collector's edition. I pre-ordered my special edition of V the same day they announced it.
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    Depends on which definition of 'gang bang' you mean. The music helps if you have performance anxiety. It can be stressful with 8 other guys watching you take your turn.
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    I would buy a Trevor action figure in a heartbeat. He might rape my Claude figure, but I certainly won't try to stop him.
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    The game is free to try on Steam for the weekend, if anyone is interested. I'm not going to make a download that big just to play for 24 hours, so there won't be a review from me.
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    Oh, that last pic reminded me, I also have a Bender figure.
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    The Nexus is having issues at the moment, so I can't link to it, but I've decided to give the Tropical Skyrim mod a chance. I'm enjoying it so far. All it does is change the looks of Skyrim and alter a few animals (wolves are raptors, sabre cats are tigers or leopards, bears are pandas, etc.), but the outdoor portions feel like a different game. The only real issues I have are that the trees are a little too vast, and this causes lag and can make it hard to see where you're going at times. A more personal issue is that the new environment is best suited for Redguards and Khajiit. A Redguard or Khajiit character would end up playing the same way as my Nord and Bosmer characters, more than likely. I would need to make a conscious effort to play differently every step of the way. I am considering rolling a non-stealth Khajiit, though. We'll see how that goes. I've already started a new character that isn't affected by the mod. He's a Breton scholar and High Rock's foremost expert on the Dwemer, and has traveled to Skyrim to research the ruins there. He's an archer, by default, because of the dwarven crossbow, which I was able to quickly acquire by powering through Dawnguard (surprisingly easy when you've played it enough times). He also uses a dwarven armblade I got from a mod. When sheathed, it's basically a bracer on your forearm, and a blade extends when it's unsheathed. Fully animated with turning gears and all that jazz. He uses that on his right arm, and fire spells with his left for close-quarters fights. I'm rather enjoying this character, especially since my previous characters weren't very interested in the Dwemer. It's nice to roleplay a new perspective.
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    I have my Claude figure, a few Gears of War figures, and a replica of Ezio's gauntlet and hidden blade from Assassin's Creed II. Only the gauntlet and two Gears figures have been opened. The two Gears figures had been opened because they used to be on display, and the gauntlet was opened because you're an idiot if you don't wear it least once. Other than that, I have swag from collector's editions of Fallout 3, New Vegas, Fable III, WoW: Mists of Pandaria, and Gears of War 3. Gears came with an epic Marcus Fenix statue, and anyone who matters already knows what Fallout 3 came with.
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    Cross your fingers and check eBay for download codes on release day.
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    Why do you assume it will be on multiple discs? Also, no, it won't cost any more than any other game.
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    I have no idea where the OP went. Forum glitch. These things wouldn't happen if people posted things where they were meant to.
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    I just noticed what section this is in... *Moves to GTA V section* And now... *Merges with fakes topic*
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    WHERE WILL I GO TO PRAISE ALLAH NOW?! *Continues taking nothing seriously*
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    Grow your hobo beard and take pics with the hat on. Show Zidane how it's done. I have got a beard on the return, but i'll probably have a shave between now and September then grow a fresh one. I'll definitely do that though, do you still sell your branded line of sex toys so I can have one lurking in the background of my picture? We have a few left in the warehouse. I'll make a purple one, just for your picture. Somewhat on-topic, I could see Trevor using the dildo as a weapon, in the unlikely event it makes a return in V.
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    Grow your hobo beard and take pics with the hat on. Show Zidane how it's done.
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    Welcome to the Jungle is still the best song Rockstar has used for a commercial/trailer.
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    "Armed police." As though your cops are still cops when they're unarmed. They're security guards at best.
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    If you're wearing a cape, fucking GO FOR IT.
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    It's never too soon. I'd be a hypocrite if I said something was 'too soon.' I was a fan, though. But, shit happens when you're that fat.
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    XBOX One

    Massacre replied to GunSmith's topic in Geek Central

    That wasn't the point, but if you'd like to substitute "multi-tool purchased at a gas station," you're welcome to. I don't have anything against Xbox, myself. I got a 360 in 2006, and loved it. I got my PS3 in 2010, and hardly used it once I'd finished Infamous, but I eventually started buying more games for it, and it became my preferred console. I don't want an Xbox One because I don't like the direction they're going with it, and they no longer have any exclusives that interest me. Doesn't mean I have anything against Xbox, I simply have no further use for them.
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    XBOX One

    Massacre replied to GunSmith's topic in Geek Central

    Meh. To each their own, but my PS3 controller and my keyboard and mouse are within 6 inches of each other, so I don't have any use for all the distracting shit the Xbox One has. I'll stick to using my console for games. I'd rather have a machete than a Swiss army knife. That's pretty much what the PS4 vs. Xbox One argument boils down to at this point. If you have use for all the extras, go for it.
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    You can never have too many properties... It stated that the garage is going to be available right from the start, which suggests that garages, or perhaps a larger garage, won't be available until later in the game. They're probably just referring to the fact that it doesn't have to be purchased or unlocked. I don't think you'll have to get to a certain point in the game to get access to property.
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    According to the poster, a .50 cal pistol, bullpup shotgun, and a hammer.
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    Yeah, just tell them you want to change your pre-order. Ask about the blimp, because I'm not sure.