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    Scrambled eggs are the best, because you can add anything to them. Bacon, Spam, re-fried beans, green onions, fried potatoes - whatever you have. Just scramble it into a bunch of eggs. Then, of course, there's chorizo and eggs. There is no better thing to scramble into eggs than chorizo.
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    Fallout

    Massacre replied to Massacre's topic in Other Games

    The Pip-Boy is the new top hat.
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    Yeah I can see your point. I haven't played SA for years since my PS2 stopped working. I can't remember half of the shit that happened. I actually forgot about that scene with Catalina. That annoyed me as well. I can definitely see where your coming from. I never really thought about it properly. I hope Franklin don't bitch out like that as well. Thanks for the reply and making me think about my childhood gaming. Might have to find a PS2 to buy and play it seeing as my laptop is horrible and won't be able to. You're the first CJ fan we've had who wasn't stupid and confrontational. Thank you.
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    They're over easy. That's not edible. Yolks are meant to be cooked, scramble that shit up.
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    Again, Luis is Dominican. That's just black with a Hispanic accent. Three black protagonists. Luis was a gay club owner's lapdog, and he was still more gangster than CJ. Way back in '04, I was enjoying San Andreas, and thought, at the very least CJ was okay. Then I did the missions in the countryside, and Catalina put a gun to CJ's head, and CJ did everything short of openly weeping. CJ was a whiny bitch throughout the entire story. Maybe Franklin won't be such a pussy.
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    I'm really hoping Franklin will be a better character. Luis was Dominican, which, let's be honest, is basically black, and he was a good character. Not great, but good.
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    Solid rapping. The characters weren't good, but the backgrounds were. I liked that you drew over screenshots for the background images, gave them a scribbled, MS Paint style. Gave you a like on YouTube, which is more than anyone else who posts a video gets out of me. I support the fine arts.
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    You honky.
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    Before I had even seen the text, I was going to say it looked like Pripyat. Always weird as shit when the sky turns yellow before or after raining. We got a bit of that where I live.
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    I would ask you why, but I'm sure the answer would be stupid. CJ's dead mother was a better character than CJ.
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    That's fucking disgusting. The only thing that looked even remotely edible was the toast, but upon closer inspection, it looks like they managed to fuck that up, too. Seriously, is there anyone in England that can actually cook? A British person, not a real cook you imported from elsewhere.
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    Well, I can understand Robert Kirkman being unhappy. They pretty much butchered the show by But Michael Rooker? He should just be happy he got to play a character that isn't even in the comic.
  13. Massacre
    Shiny iPhone amidst a sea of redneck. And the iPhone is still the least appealing part of the image.
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    DC Universe Online

    Massacre replied to DiO's topic in Other Games

    I play WoW and The Secret World, with occasional delving into Fallen Earth. Any free-to-play MMO is worth a chance, and WoW is still worth the subscription to me. I've played this on PS3, and it's pretty good, although I'm not really a PvP person (only just started delving into it in WoW). Marvel is making an MMO, too. Waiting for more info on that.
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    Hammerfell, with later access to Summerset Isle, would be a great location for the next game. I would be happy with seeing the war held off until then.
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    I did the same thing at a middle school last year.
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    Tullius has no motives with Skyrim. He's following the Thalmor's orders and trying to kill Ulfric. Skyrim is already part of the Empire, it always has been. The Empire has been corrupt and all around weak since the last Dragonborn emperor died during the events of Oblivion, and the Great War only made it weaker. In siding with Ulfric and freeing Skyrim from the Empire, you free them from the Thalmor. A Stormcloak Skyrim is a neutral Skyrim, to an extent. They have no obligation to even acknowledge the Thalmor or their self-proclaimed authority. With the Empire defeated, the Thalmor don't have enough men in Skyrim to stop the Stormcloaks from driving them out, and they have nothing to gain from returning to Skyrim in force. Another war with the Aldmeri Dominion is inevitable, but the Empire is stuck licking the Dominion's boots until it grows a pair of Septim bloodline-sized balls. Until that time, a Stormcloak Skyrim is free from all that shit. Amazing how I ignore real world politics, but will rant about video game politics at great length...
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    I never realized how much San Andreas' purple dildo affected me until I was in that sex club and that guy accidentally spilled his drink on my boot. I didn't even think. I just reacted. One swing, and there were pieces of brain and skull everywhere... JFK's head exploded with less mess. And almost no dildos.
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    Fuck.
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    I don't smoke, and I walk everywhere. Cigarette smoke and car exhaust don't bother me. I don't fall into a category that allows me to ruffle any feathers.
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    They need to pick their spots with that. A family restaurant where there are children? No, no smoking. A bar? No one in there is particularly concerned about their health if they're drinking alcohol, blow that smoke wherever. Banning public smoking outright is retarded, and it should be up to the owner of the place, it's not the government's business.
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    Brian, you being a cunt has nothing to do with e-cigarettes. Back on topic.
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    I have decided I don't like anyone on this show except the midget. Someone who's read the books tell me if the midget dies so I can just stop watching now and save myself the annoyance. Between Sons of Anarchy and The Walking Dead, I've had enough of shows where everyone I like gets killed.
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    ^ Haven't seen it, but the redhead is hot. 8/10
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    The guards who tried to escort me to my execution.