Massacre

It's a troll. Michael refused to pay the troll toll. Now he can't get into Franklin's hole, and that's why he looks unhappy.

Hm. It might be okay. Looks more interesting than 3 or 4.

Don't play giant robot semantics with me, you quarter of a honky.

[January 30th, 2013, 10pm] Rockstar North Dev #1: Well, that's another late night wrapped up. I hate keeping the guys here so late, but it's been worth it - just two months until release! Rockstar North Dev #2: Yep, we're in the home stretch. Let's take another look at the checklist. [The two look over the checklist of features in the game] Dev #1: Got it, got it, got it... Dev #2: ... wait a minute. Dev #1: What? Dev #2: Here at the bottom of the page. It says "Page 1 of 2." Dev #1: [suddenly wearing reflective sunglasses and a state trooper hat] Mother of God. [The pair frantically rifles through several piles of paper of varying height looking for page 2. Desks and chairs are overturned, cubicles are dismantled, and computers are thrown through windows amidst the chaos] Dev #1: I found it! Dev #2: What's it say?! [Dev #1 looks at the paper, and finds only one item printed on it] Dev #1: [stunned] It says... it says... Dev #2: What? It says what? Dev #1: M-m-m... M-multiplayer. [Dev #2's jaw drops to the floor with a heavy thump] Dev #1: We forgot the multiplayer... [Dev #2 picks up his jaw] Dev #1: We forgot the fucking multiplayer! What the fuck are we going to do?! [Dev #2 forcefully slaps Dev #1] Dev #2: Pull yourself together man! Dev #1: What do we do?! [Dev #2 slaps Dev #1 again, for no apparent reason] Dev #2: Calm down. We can fix this. We can fix this... [The next morning] Dear all, Today, we have an official release date to share with you: Grand Theft Auto V will arrive in stores on September 17, 2013. We know this is about four months later than originally planned and we know that this short delay will come as a disappointment to many of you, but, trust us, it will be worth the extra time. GTAV is a massively ambitious and complex game and it simply needs a little more polish to be of the standard we and, more importantly, you require. To all Grand Theft Auto fans, please accept our apologies for the delay, and our promise that the entire team here is working very hard to make the game all it can be. We are doing all we can to help ensure it will meet if not exceed your expectations come September – we thank you for your support and patience. Yours, The GTA Team [Fin] ------------------------------------ Seriously though, you're reading too much into it. GTA V certainly has multiplayer, they've mentioned it a couple times. They wouldn't have bothered with crews if the feature were only going to be used for Max Payne 3. Rest assured, all is well.

And if you look down three spaces, you'll see an entry telling you not to backseat moderate. No one's going to listen if you're not staff, just wait for me to come around and berate them.

I'll take pics of the mech suit for you. I see what you're trying to do there and at this point.... actually that's pretty plausible given the progression of SR. If they include a mech suit I may consider it. Read the top link. There actually is a mech suit.

Minor info. http://www.destructo...iv-249355.phtml http://www.destructo...r3-249217.phtml I'll take pics of the mech suit for you.

That collector's edition is epic. Want. Want rather badly, in fact.

That was my childhood.

Well, it was the most badass zombie ever, at least.

He means the first game, but I declare this to be a general Walking Dead video game topic.

The Governor eats Rick's baby.

I don't know who Shadow the Hedgehog is, but he's not fit to pick brain and skull fragments out of Deadpool's boots.

Forgot about Jizzy. It was mostly a brothel, but yeah, it was a club/strip club.

I enjoyed visiting the strip club in Vice City, because I owned it and felt like a boss when I strolled in there in my pinstripe suit, but I haven't had any use for them since. I've always wondered why they didn't play a bigger role. There are a lot of criminals who operate out of strip clubs, and we've never had so much as a meeting with an employer inside a strip club, with the exception of Luigi in GTA III. I could see Trevor hanging with the kind of people that meet in strip clubs, so maybe they'll be a bit more relevant this time around. That's the only use I see for them. Scantily-clad digital women just don't do it for me.

Well, I look forward to seeing whatever you do. I'll see your name rolling down a list of credits in no time. You proud american.

Barnacles and a little seaweed would look good. You should make a series of resources with the same theme, and slowly piece a game together alongside whatever else you work on. I want to be able to overhear motherfuckers talking about the new masterpiece made by Dupstar Games and be like, "I used to call that guy a proud american on the internet."

Yeah, but it's a shooter, not a typical WoW-type MMO. Combat seems like it's like Fallout, minus V.A.T.S.

I can't get online on my 360. I could get into the PC beta if I wanted, but, meh. The only beta I ever had interest in was The Elder Scrolls Online, and I didn't get in. WoW players are pretty much guaranteed to get into their betas, and I don't even sign up for those.

Catalina is dead, lads.

I figured if anyone showed interest, the general consensus would be that the game didn't look that good, and the show did. The game wouldn't be a release date purchase for me, so I've got plenty of time to find out all I need to.

Well, it's the Battlestar Galactica and Caprica guys, so the quality will be the best possible for a show of that scale on a TV budget.

Well, asshole, the post he was responding to was originally in a non-GTA section, and there was no mention of GTA in the title. Don't make assumptions, and don't insult the staff. Edit: Mine was better, Fitty.

Only just heard about this. I know there aren't many sci-fi fans here, but I like the concept, so I thought I'd make a topic. http://www.defiance.com/en/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoKXjTyl7k0 It looks more like Rage and Borderlands than Fallout, plus aliens. It has potential. I'm hoping it lives up to it, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Of course he is.