Massacre
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Living: Louis C.K. Daniel Tosh Anthony Jeselnik (though I like him less now that he has a meh show) Brian Posehn (very pleased he's co-writing the Deadpool comic) Kyle Kinane Doug Benson Dead: George Carlin Mitch Hedberg 'Living' list is much, much longer, because I watch fucktons of standup, but I kept it short.
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I don't think it counts if your girlfriend hasn't spoken to you in nearly five years.
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Different difficulty levels possible?
Massacre replied to Lamenator's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
If you're leaving, fine, no one gives a shit. But if you're going to come back, like they always do, then stop spamming, and your posts won't be deleted. Back on topic, everyone. -
My disc is pristine (I treat them all like a curator treats the Shroud of Turin), but I'm having the same problems. I blame you.
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Different difficulty levels possible?
Massacre replied to Lamenator's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
You need to drop this shit. There isn't a single shred of evidence or information to imply that GTA V is even coming out on PS4, let alone that it was delayed because of it. Dev kits for next gen consoles have been out for a very long time. If GTA V were going to be released on PS4, they would already have been working on it, and wouldn't need to delay the game because of the PS4's release. You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about, and you won't acknowledge the immense amount of logic and reason that stands against your unfounded argument. You. Are. Wrong. Get over it, stop spamming topics, and stop villainizing the staff for being right and doing their jobs. -
Basically, yes.
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I didn't know Tanner was still alive. I just assume everyone who isn't around is dead. *Plays SR3*
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Different difficulty levels possible?
Massacre replied to Lamenator's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
Using common sense to determine whether or not a certain topic exists isn't a victory, it's just not being a dumbass.. Carry on. -
Somewhere where you can't get real broadband.
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Never take meds, man. Most meds do more harm than good, and this is especially true for anything mental. If weed helps - and it is great for anxiety and the like - but you don't want to actually smoke, then don't smoke. Try brownies, ganja butter, etc. If you get useful effects just from sticking a bit under your tongue, then a batch of pot brownies will last you a very long time. Eat half of one and you're good to go.
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Posting a spoiler in a post that complains about spoilers. I believe that evens things out.
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Not update related, but my first 'high speed' internet service took 9 hours to download The Lost and Damned back in the day.
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GTA 5 Release Date
Massacre replied to StIcKy IcKy 220's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
That has nothing to do with the release date. -
When it gets to nipple length, braid it. Viking shit.
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bOnEs' beard is the bee's knees. You can't top that shit. I'm tired of my goatee/stubble combo. I think I'm going to grow my full beard back out.
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It's IAA, GTA's equivalent of the CIA.
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I wear a gambler, myself. *Rides off into the sunset*
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The fact that the PETA asshole's example of a gamer was a guy in his mother's basement freed me from any obligation to respect or acknowledge the opinion of anyone who works for PETA. Not that I ever respected or acknowledged their opinions to begin with. HBW, you're a metal motherfucker. Gather the others for brutal whaling. We sail at dawn.
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Oh good, someone disputed something BlackSox said. Time for a long, retarded argument.
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Minigame/Activity Discussion
Massacre replied to Joe King's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
Whatever it is, you can be sure it's a complete waste of time. As is tennis. -
Ah, the middle east. They still use hookahs for their intended purpose over there. Magical land.
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I don't come from a particularly tech-inclined family. I started with an NES. Got an N64 while the PS2 was out, didn't get a PS2 until 2003. Bought my 360 and PS3 myself in 2006 and 2008, respectively. And my PC (2009, rebuilt in 2010) is still my favorite. On the subject of classic titles, I probably spent as much time playing the original Legend of Zelda as I have playing Skyrim. Didn't know where to go, didn't give a shit. That was my adventure. My journey.
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None of you are supposed to be old enough to 'remember' the Magnavox Odyssey. You can know about it, but you're not supposed to 'remember' it.
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I don't like Iron Man in the comics, but RDJ made me a fan of the film version.
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Okay. They have my attention. *Grabs harpoon* Edit: And by 'harpoon,' I mean penis. Because I am masturbating.
