Massacre

Well, it was prior to San Andreas' release, so no one knew what the cheats were, yet. If I'd had the cheat enabled, I wouldn't have known.

Years ago, probably three months before San Andreas released, I had a dream I was Carl Johnson. I threw up in a garbage can behind the Well Stacked Pizza Co., then I woke up. I have no idea why I am remembering this now.

I killed the guy selling the slaves and ran off. I'm sure I ended slavery. In one of the later cutscenes in the Assassin headquarters (if you can call one guy's house a 'headquarters'), the bottom trim on Connor's robes will be whatever color you've dyed it, so it's not pre-made, it's just Ubisoft being lazy.

Do it! And make me some mods. In other news, shortly before beginning my journey to Solstheim, I discovered that the raise zombie spells do, in fact, work on any dead thing, not just reasonable dead things. *Walks off with undead chicken companion*

It's out on PC, not PS3. Dragonborn, Hearthfire, and Dawnguard release on the 12th, 19th, and 26th in America, and the 13th, 20th, and 27th, in the UK, respectively. Fuck knows why you Brits have to wait an extra 24 hours. I'm wondering if Hearthfire is worth the download. I can find better houses on the Skyrim Nexus, but the additional features might make it worth it. Adoption, for example. I wish I could adopt Babette...

Yes, even the ones with chickenpox. Or leukemia.

They always come crawling back. And take the usernames of old members, apparently.

*Looks around* *Lights cigarette* Gentlemen. Dragonborn is downloading. *Remember he doesn't smoke, coughs heavily and throws cigarette outside* *Catches bushes on fire*

Merged.

Dunmer, Bosmer, Altmer, Orc for me. Good shit. My bosmer is my main character.

Ditto, negro. Games like Watch_Dogs, while great-looking, aren't going to get me to spring for a new console. It's going to take Fallout, Saints Row, or something else I have a history with and an attachment to for me to spend that kind of money.More so with this upcoming console generation, because I'm not really spending money on anything, anymore.

I only recently completed the main story; the side quests have done a great job of keeping me occupied. Story-wise, the ending is great, but action-wise, it's not as climactic as the end of the civil war quests. The quests themselves in the civil war chain, other than the ending, annoyed me. The Battle for Whiterun was fun from the Stormcloak perspective, but the Imperial version was dull - all you do is fight Stormcloaks at the gate. And throughout the entire quest chain - on both sides - I killed just as many allies as enemies because they wouldn't get out of my fucking way. The forts were tedious. It would've been a lot faster and a lot more fun if I could run through the forts alone, especially with my stealthy characters, i.e., most of them. I don't know what it is, but whether I'm rocking daggers, a bow, or my bare hands, I love sneaking around and taking people out, one by one. Edit: That's the first tl;dr post I've made in a long time.

Skyrim is still doing its job, as is WoW. I am content. I will, however, be giving The Elder Scrolls Online a chance, at some point.

This is not a race debate or a competition to see who can say 'honky' the most times. Get back on topic. Edit: Deleted everything. Jesus Christ, you kids are stupid. Re-edit: I just saw that this is the second time I've had to delete an argument about racism. The next person to start shit in here gets a warn and a 24 hour suspension.

Coincidentally, this was the first AC I've ever played a second time. I enjoyed the missions and combat, but I didnt like Connor and the story was too slow. The game was half over by the time you got your robes, ffs. Fingers crossed for the future. The AC4 prediction I made doesn't seem like it's going to pan out. Hopefully we'll get something good.

I would have a joke for that if you weren't married.

Meh. I have entirely forgotten about AC3. *Plays Skyrim*

No it isn't.

Too slow. You've been outed. Edit: Victory! (Lok'tar)

I see a lot of Edgecrushers around WoW-related sites. Secretly, it's our own Edgecrusher, but he'll never admit it.

Newbie welcome message.

... never let her go, you son of a bitch. Fuck, I hate people with money...

Well fuck you, then. Rich asshole.

You'll need at least a full week for sex after proposing. Also, she's clearly very happy with you. No need for grand (expensive) gestures like taking her to Hawaii. That's shit you do when you need to impress someone. Should've saved Hawaii for the honeymoon. A week-long honeymoon.

I can't be the first one to have said something.