Massacre

It's no Asylum MC, but it looks good.

Briefly browsed the Bethesda store, due to the sale. I cannot stop laughing at the portly shirt model that randomly turns up once out of every 20 shirts I look at. Yes, "portly" is the only adjective that describes him. "Fat" isn't jovial enough. This is a humpty dumpty motherfucker.

The Editor seems to have done a decent job of reinvigorating event nights. Good for you folks.

Coincidentally, when the police catch me offering candy to children in the park, I claim to be calling for my dog.

inb4 you use it as a butt plug.

Wouldpartyhardasfuckwith/10

I have a Mad Max themed race, if you find yourselves short on off road races. Randoms used to occasionally stumble upon my jobs, but now my shit gets no plays. Rockstar needs to implement some sort of random scrolling job list, so people will find my shit again. I don't have the heart to spam my shit on Twitter, or whatever other people do.

No, you're a QD. And a QD. I'm Massacre.

Should be under the Picture settings in your menu. It's called Cinema Smoother, I think.

FUCKING FIGHT ME, BONES.

Just a guess. It's the only thing that image could really imply. Since there are five levels of each perk, I'm guessing... 1. Steal junk items. 2. Disarm. 3. Disrobe. 4. Convince not to fight. 5. Convince to fight at your side. The article does mention there's a perk that makes enemies fight for you. I will take level 3 and force everyone in the wastes to disrobe, for my amusement.

The scariest part is that there isn't any meat on it. Homie, they sell chicken, too. You don't have to have a soggy salad sandwich. Nice nails, though.

Successfully sneaking into melee range and speaking to someone catches them off guard, allowing you to rob, disarm, and/or convince them to surrender, to bypass combat entirely.

45 days. Hyped as FUCK.

My first 18 hours with the game will consist of assigning my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. and creating my character. Jawline is important.

https://bethesda.net/#en/events/game/fallout-4s-character-system/2015/09/24/31

AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR.

Flying Canadian crotch.

A mission creator. Literally the only worthwhile thing they could do, at this point. And they won't do it.

Time to make a deathmatch that places narrow bridges between skyscrapers. Melee only.

Again, I'm sorry for your loss. She slays mice in Valhalla, tonight.

Sorry about your cat, bOnEs. From what I've heard over the years, she's been a great pet and friend.

Fuck GTA, nigga, UPDATE US ON YOUR CAT.

I would be so turned on, if Firm arranged that garden himself.

I would rather go to the zoo.