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  1. Massacre
    Aw shit. honky dun brought it.
  2. Massacre
    If that's what you need to tell yourself. Also, needs more vanilla wafers.
  3. Massacre
    The sub takes you to Vice City... ... in the 80's. Dun dun duuuuuun.
  4. Massacre
    If that's what you're after, you don't know what 'estimation' means.
  5. Massacre
    Because you can't use scale, height and distance references, etc. to determine how Rockstar wants to handle the edges of the map. Common sense would tell you it will just be endless ocean. Endless desert is unlikely.
  6. Massacre
    If you pay attention to the screenshots, trailers, and the analyses that are all over this topic, you'll see that they absolutely can estimate map size. Fitty, especially. It's not hard to figure all that out, if you know what you're doing.
  7. Massacre
    Yeah, that line of thought has been making a comeback as of late. Somehow, kids are showing up late to the party and haven't seen the previews. Or worse, they think the previews are hiding something.
  8. Massacre
    There are casinos now? Interesting. None of the previews mentioned that. You must have taken a drink from the Fountain of Wishful Thinking.
  9. Massacre
    How am I supposed to send current and future female members photos of myself in boxer briefs? As an alternative, I suggest not being a manwhore. Online, anyway. Continue as usual with Portugal's promiscuous.
  10. Massacre
    If they added a theatre, it could be used to replay cutscenes from completed missions.
  11. Massacre
    You're going to be very disappointed.
  12. Massacre
    No.
  13. Massacre
    *Waits for rumors about Trevor being Phil's long lost son*
  14. Massacre
    Most of them look cell shaded. Game is close. Bruce Willis almost looks like a video game.
  15. Massacre
    Leave it broken.
  16. Massacre
    IPS might. We don't.
  17. Massacre
    How the hell is Trevor Niko? If anything, he's a vastly improved Phil Cassidy.
  18. Massacre
    You're five months late.
  19. Massacre
    Rick Ross is the only one I recognize. Fuck you, modern popular culture.
  20. Massacre
    The topic is about pedestrians, not the protagonists.
  21. Massacre
    ^ It just made you happy to know you weren't the only one masturbating with a summer sausage.
  22. Massacre
    Dude, it takes him 8 days to post a puzzle. He'll get there eventually.
  23. Massacre
    If you don't know why they're on the Shit List, you haven't been paying attention over the last year.
  24. Massacre
    Yes, it's right here. http://www.igta5.com/forums/topic/1967-the-gta-v-shit-list/
  25. Massacre
    *Deletes posts* Do not post anything made by GTA5Videos. We do not give those cunts page views.