Massacre

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  1. Don't be bitter just because you have shit taste in games.
  2. Cuda, I got you a single weathered shoe. I had to battle a mighty homeless man to acquire it. I'll take a bottle of your finest red, please.
  3. Well, there are no walls, so, unless they've decided to make the world's tallest parking garage, that would have to be the Mile High Club.
  4. The Mayans weren't wiped out, they just retreated to the vaults built several miles beneath their pyramids. Their overseer won't let them leave.
  5. Maybe they just thought they had made enough calendars...
  6. I've never even seen powerlifting, I was just referencing the meme that swept over 4chan before whatever Cy used to copy/paste. Also, I was already doing that, both the lifting and the diet. I operate mostly on meat and rice. I suppose I just need to use more weight. Which I do not have. : / *Dangles cinderblocks from bar*
  7. I dunno, man. 4chan has told me that being a powerlifter is very cool. I'm built like an orc/pandaren hybrid, to put it in simple terms. Would be more orc, but I don't know how to build such ridiculous amounts of muscle without burning off my bear-like barfighter physique.
  8. 6 feet even, no more than 200 lbs. If you are more than 200, bravo.
  9. Nope. Might be a couple panicked murders or other crimes. That's it.
  10. Hm. Vicey is roughly what I thought. Sexy is too thin. And too short. You fuckers need to meet my mental images of you. Fucking fix it.
  11. No. Kuz can make up anything and Q will take his word for it. Then, Kuz and I have a Pokemon battle to decide the winner.
  12. It just occurred to me I said a few pages back that the final puzzle would be a word search. *Brofists Q*
  13. Massacre

    Fallout

    Damn it, bOnEs. I've been saving that for the Fallout 4 announcement. Still gives me a chuckle, though.
  14. I checked to see if chope and chopa were real words. 31 is where I got to before I caught a nasty case of the 'meh.' Edit: My only regret is not thinking of 'papal.' I was just reading about the Papal Staff on the Assassin's Creed Wiki before Q posted the puzzle, ffs.
  15. Kill them. Kill them all. Dooo eeeeeeeet.
  16. I am proud of you, jobo. Do try to use commas, though.
  17. Nope. There is one herd with a set number. You kill them all, buffalo are extinct in New Austin.