Massacre

Seek weed instead of viewing the game. Weed hunt is more fun than any sporting event.

I'm assuming none of these events will be doable alone. No use to me, just like the rest of the game.

The miracle drug marijuana would've told you what the correct spelling was.

I swear, they're starting to believe their own bullshit. No story mode DLC, and GTA VI is no less than five years away, guaranteed. Nothing they could ever possibly do with GTAO makes this acceptable.

You just started doing shit to your current car. Don't pull an Ace on us.

You never break in a door with your shoulder. That's day one shit. You kick the door in, making sure you kick as close to the doorknob as possible. Yes, that is why your shoulders hurt.

I wrote a short story about a zombie outbreak in my town, for my high school creative writing class, filled with real names and genuine survival tips. My teacher said it was brilliant. Six of my classmates reported me to the principal. All in all, a success.

No one takes my knife from me. Also, I was never that fat. That kid doesn't need to dip into his food supply until season 3.

I remember when I started cooking meth. I didn't wear any of that.

I guess I could level my secondary character. The only vehicles I want are heist vehicles that I haven't unlocked. Pretty useless, to me.

Now all they need to do is add some vehicles that I actually want.

Nigga, you have a Twitter account. As evidenced by her tweet, she has absolutely nothing to do with Fallout, so let's get back on topic.

Formerly known as Zidane, of GTA-Gaming. You may have seen her in male form, adorned with assorted GTA-related merchandise. That image has been floating around our forums for years because it's hilarious.

Liberty City waste management, lacking any kind of city dump, simply moves the garbage to places it's less likely to be noticed.

Uneventful. She doesn't respond to a tweet unless it's praising her. Delusions of relevance will do that to a person.

Father of the year. Not sarcasm.

Waking up hungover and surrounded by corpses? Welcome to my world.----------------------- I think I'm about to get into my first Twitter war. At least it's for a righteous cause.

Just put a sign next to it that says "FUCK YO SIGN"

The only way I get a chance to heist at all is if Rockstar does another round of double payouts. *Chances topic title to "Why can't you heist?"*

Fallout has options. The choices you make in Skyrim have almost zero effect on the rest of the game.

Homosexuality and excluding people is what iGTA is all about.

[Freebird softly plays in the background]

Make a humidor.

It's just starting before The Walking Dead, it's not really supposed to be anything different, overall. After a few seasons, it'll just be The Walking Dead, in a desert. Which I'm fine with.

Worth a shot because it's open-world. I don't expect much. MGS is one of those series that doesn't really have a good reason for being so popular, but the fanbase is so loyal that it's still successful, no matter what.