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  1. Massacre
    Wii U.
  2. Massacre
    Seems legit.
  3. Massacre
    Yeah, you pussy! Hey, this guy's a huge pussy! *Incites the crowd*
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    I cannot bring myself to watch 30 Rock. I want Tina Fey to die cold and alone, knowing that she has never been funny or useful to the world.
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    Tosh, I'd say. This last season of South Park was great, leaps and bounds better than the previous season, when everyone thought they were pulling the plug on it. I would fist Daniel Tosh, purely out of respect.
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    In my defense, I never tried.
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    I'm not anticipating Mexico, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me. In a city based on LA, anything drug-related in the game is going to tie into Mexican cartels. That doesn't mean that we'll see Mexico or that we should expect to see it, but it's plausible. There there, it's alright. *Pats back* I'm sure there are plenty of noobs who are too focused on "ZOMG NEW SCREENSHOTS" to look in other topics, so to them, this info came from you first.
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    Dat nigga Fitty got it. http://www.igta5.com/forums/topic/796-los-santos-map-size/page__view__findpost__p__54308
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    DO IT proud american.
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    I imagine that's more the screens than the game itself. The trees in the second shot look a bit 'meh,' though.
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    Denzel Washington fucking shit up in South America. Influenced a few minor details in MP3. Watch it. Now.
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    The cutscenes reminded me of Man on Fire, which I loved.
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    I will freely and happily admit that I would pump out thousands of episodes of a dead show as long as I was still getting paid.
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    Saints Row

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    There's a shirt with a tie and short sleeves at the shop across the main bridge to the second island (the one near Saints HQ). I realize that's useless now, but, there you go. Going to be leeching a 4G connection sometime soon, we'll see how that goes. Regardless of the trophy situation (I don't even think I have any), I want to fuck around in co-op with someone.
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    Why does Niko never get arrested and given the death sentence for dozens* of murders? Because it's a game, and being deported or sitting through a trial isn't fun or interesting. *'Dozens' including only the people the game requires that you kill.
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    Not really. Pick whoever you prefer. The Stormcloaks are brutal-yet-noble warriors, but are racist as shit, and the Imperials are a bunch of uptight assholes who want to outlaw worship of one of the gods and have golden elf cock firmly lodged in their throat. So, whichever of those appeals to you.
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    Marky Mark can suck my dick. And the Funky Bunch, too.
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    Having now played Max Payne 3, I must amend that. Max Payne 3 is a big fucking brick of C4, stuck to the side of a preschool. But it's still no nuke.
  19. Massacre
    Yeah they would. Any convention can use whatever footage they want for promos.
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    Darwin, Mystique, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. James McAvoy was a terrible Xavier, Michael Fassbender was a brilliant younger Magneto (more like Magneto than Ian McKellen was, but I'll be damned if I'm going to fault Sir Ian McKellen). Michael Fassbender and Hugh Jackman's cameo were the only good things about that movie. Horrendous disrespect for the source material. It was Marvel's Batman Returns. Shit, Wolverine was more true to the comics than First Class was.
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    The irony here would be overwhelming if your statement were actually valid.
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    What a waste of resources.
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    Not a bad idea, really. *Gets squirt gun* Let's fuck shit up!
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    I would imagine they would say something soon if there were going to be a sequel, since Ruffalo was pretty well received.
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    All the recent Marvel movies have a sequel in the works, except the Hulk. WHY NO HULK?