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  1. Massacre
    Oh, I definitely agree on Fox fucking everything up. Fixed the list and forgot to mention that.
  2. Massacre
    Fixed. Also, The Incredible Hulk - 2008 + Thor - 2011 + Captain America - 2011 + The Avengers - 2012 ++ There's a shit ton more to go on that list (The Losers, Kick-Ass, Hellboy, etc.), but this list covers the heavy hitters.
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    No, comic movies are mostly shit, they've only recently started doing them properly. Batman Begins and Iron Man were the first ones that were done right, and I love The Dark Knight as much as anyone, but Watchmen is the best comic book movie made thus far. Respect the source material. Some of this shit (Wolverine, X-Men: First Class, etc.) is like the people making it have never touched a comic book in their lives. It's pathetic.
  4. Massacre
    I hadn't thought about that. They'll likely never notice the game is missing. The issue, however, is that without my noble crusade to motivate me, I probably won't feel like going out again.
  5. Massacre
    I realize I'm seen as something of an unsavory character around here - *Throws blanket over pile of severed limbs* - but I am a man of honor. I would like to not fuck this girl out of a few dollars, while at the same time not fucking her at all. You're shocked, I know. Also, if I'm going back to buy IV, I might as well get this thing sorted, anyway.
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    They need to make up for letting a shitty company get its hands on their IP. There's a Daredevil reboot in the works, and I imagine we'll get a Fantastic Four reboot at some point, too. Gotta make up for your fuck-ups. Comic book movies deserve better, and they're finally starting to do them right.
  7. Massacre
    As it turns out, they forgot to charge me for Crysis 2. Now I must decide between going back and paying for a game I'm just going to return in a few days, or letting some poor girl have $16 taken out of her paycheck. Curse my honorable nature, it's so fucking tedious at times. Edit: I might just take it back and not even bother playing it, then buy IV.
  8. Massacre
    Beat both, figured I wouldn't be replaying either one any time soon, so I returned them. Now I have Crysis 2. Buying pre-owned games and returning them is my rental system.
  9. Massacre
    Returned MP3 and Uncharted 3 today bought some other shit, forgot to get IV. Because I'm retarded. Ffs, the girl at the register even suggested I look around to find something to spend the rest of my refund on.
  10. Massacre
    That made me laugh. Fuck. *Reluctantly gives rep*
  11. Massacre
    It's all multiplayer, isn't it? If not, I'm probably going to regret having returned it today. Meh, I'm going to re-purchase once it hits < $20 pre-owned, anyway.
  12. Massacre
    http://www.igta5.com...tion=boardrules No idea why it says otherwise.
  13. Massacre
    All I had to do was give him an address. And not even my address. I must be an epic negotiator.
  14. Massacre
    I'll start derailing topics to talk to you about shit, should re-Americanize my lingo.
  15. Massacre
    I've been using a lot of Brit slang lately. I blame 'you lot,' you specifically excluded. I call people tossers all the time.
  16. Massacre
    Nope. I might swing by Gamestop over the weekend and pick it up. If I can actually play, I'm sure you lot will enjoy having someone reliable sign up for these things.
  17. Massacre
    *Returns Uncharted 3, gets GTA IV Complete Edition* *Internet is still shit* Fuck.
  18. Massacre
    I finally got this. Bought it alongside Uncharted 3 and LA Noire on Sunday, just wrapped it up. Holy fuck, this game was awesome. The final chapter, in the airport, was fucking brilliant - epic every step of the way. I even accidentally got a trophy because I wanted to hear all the dialogue before shooting a certain asshole in the face, and didn't get the chance to pull the trigger. Not sure if I had the option to shoot the last guy or not.
  19. Massacre
    And the t-shirt. Was talking to Dup, he got them when he received Claude. But, fuck you too.
  20. Massacre
    Claude was a sound investment. Also, fuck you for getting those GTA III stickers. I didn't.
  21. Massacre
    He's talking about my sig. Respect the creed.
  22. Massacre
    I would rather see Spider-Man than anything that has any connection to Marky Mark. He's lucky The Other Guys was good, and that was because of Will Ferrell. Also, I would never pay to see a comedy in a theatre. I don't need to listen to a bunch of other assholes laughing. I can wait.
  23. Massacre
    Dude, they're goblins. Goblins are supposed to be short.
  24. Massacre
    How big are they? They look way too big.
  25. Massacre
    Fair warning: you won't. For GTA V, anyway. R*, perhaps.