Massacre

The best course of action for getting revenge is clear.

Take it back. Now.

And that's the motherfucker that makes tea. You hypocritical son of a bitch. Seriously, though, fuck cooking. Pre-made shit is where it's at.

I only travel on foot, except for unnecessarily long walks, like going up the 7000 Steps after the initial trip. It's not meaningful the second time. Sometimes I actually walk rather than running. It just feels more epic that way.

You, bOnEs, and myself all mentioned something about it. Don't get cocky. ... I couldn't decide whether to post Han Solo or a penis. Edit: Wait, I'll do both.

Just pile it all up on your desk, put on a suit, and be the Tony Montana of R* swag. Good luck snorting a t-shirt, though.

Well, that was unexpected...

Because he's joking, or he's just very enthusiastic. Also, he's been around for six years, that's long enough to give him reason to stick around through whatever.

What exactly do you mean by "gameplay footage?" The first trailer was gameplay footage, all of R*'s trailers are. You must mean something more specific.

1984.

1. An ox, if possible. Female. Milk, decent meat (if it comes to that), and a good pack animal. A more likely option would be a run-of-the-mill cow. It's better than nothing. 2. If I'm with a group, they're going to know what they're doing, or I won't be traveling with them. 3. Provided I have the aforementioned pack animal, my computer (computer only, I won't have trouble finding a monitor, keyboard, etc.). It's the only thing I'd have trouble leaving behind. If I didn't have a pack animal, I'd just take my external hard drive. You've got to have a steady supply of entertainment during an apocalypse. Low moral = low motivation = death.

Aside from the complete GTA collection and RDR, all I have is a pack of stickers Marney sent me.

Oh, we'll see.

There was. You failed. Summer school for you.

Oh, that reminds me. I talked to one of my contacts and got those tickets you asked for, still working on getting a booth set up for you.

Yeah, there's a lot more opportunity here than in Renaissance Italy, which is why they went to Constantinople in Revelations.

Never know when you might need six or seven tubs of butter. Sometimes an all-anal orgy can pop up out of nowhere, and you might not have lube.

I was kind of hoping RDR would to the GTA thing with its DLC, and have a story with a native American character. I'm pretty pleased we're getting one here. Also looking forward to visiting multiple cities.

Thank you.

Those are hookers, not strippers. They're not the same, although both jobs come from poor life decisions and the lack of a father figure and/or positive female role model growing up.

Fuck, the article confirms he's part Mohawk and I never posted my guess in here. They used members of the Mohawk tribe for construction of tall buildings back then, because the other workers were afraid to climb onto the high-up beams and scaffolding. Perfect for AC.

Fuck that, I don't have time to make tea that way. I'm thirsty now.

It's delicious. Also, tea is better cold. Hot tea is just meh. Yup. I buy it by the gallon, can't stand to not have a drink nearby.

Good. I hated when I had to chase someone or move to a better spot to fight in, and Ezio wouldn't fucking break combat and run. Who the hell taught you about native Americans?

I take it they don't sell pre-made tea by the gallon over there? Actually, this is what I have: I don't know who the fuck Arnold Palmer is (a golfer, apparently), but I'm glad he mixed tea and lemonade.