Massacre

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Just noticed it says I'm subscribed.Some innocent white-collar in Sony's customer service department is about to have their life ruined, whether I get my money back or not.

Able to enter public sessions without any issue. Currently using the creator, as well.

I'm in an invite only session right now. My subscription ended in March.

We're pretty lenient on most rules, but we do enforce rules about NSFW content like nudity, gore, etc., because our members would rather come here than focus on their jobs. We don't have any issues with language or offensive opinions. We are a bunch of opinionated assholes, though, so debates happen often. http://www.igta5.com/forums/index.php?app=forums&module=extras&section=boardrules

Since when does GTAO not require a PS+ subscription on PS4? Did it never require one? I'm going to roll some fuckers in the parking lot of Sony HQ, if I wasted money on a subscription.

What Q means is, the word "honky" is filtered and changed to ^that^ He's really the only one who says it anymore, so the filter is funny, rather than inconvenient. If what you say is true, and the lightweights at gtaforums couldn't handle you, then you'll fit in just fine around here. I welcome you to our wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Gamer parents are best parents.

Good choices, I think. Not sure how the other side of the botchling thing plays out. The game likes to fuck you over. There's rarely a good choice and a bad choice, it's usually the lesser of two evils.

Yeah, but... where the hell do I find my uploaded screenshots?

My computer is outdated by about five years. I wouldn't bother spending anything less than two grand on a new build, and that kind of money is currently reserved for some very important things. After that, however, I do intend to build a new PC.

That's a lot of effort. I'd have to take a metric fuckton of screenshots, then figure out how to locate my PS4 screenshots on PlayStation's site. That last part alone sounds exhausting.

Pretty sure we have even fewer people on PC than Xbox, which is unfortunate.

Skellige is what Skyrim should have looked like.

You'll be fine. What'd you do about the tree thing?

Pretty sure there's never a time that you have to win a game of gwent, unless it's strictly a gwent quest. Fuck that shit, anyway. I'm not wasting time running all around the map buying cards for a pub game that isn't fun to begin with.

Once you've shot it down with your crossbow, hit it with Igni, to stun it. Get as many hits in as you can. That early in the game, you likely don't have a lot of perks, so use strong attacks (triangle).

To deal with Jenny, throw down Yrden, and do what you can, while it's in effect. You have to keep her inside Yrden's circle, or she won't take damage. The wraiths she summons can be killed normally, without Yrden.

They sound about as useful as a real female cop, then.

Hairyhole and knockoff Ghost Rider are the only people from that event I've heard of. Present company excluded.

Body count in the hundreds, and I have yet to see a female cop.

I don't think so. Haven't gotten into any of the romance stuff, but there are separate options that are just sex, and they don't interfere with romances in any way. They wouldn't make that distinction if the endgame was the same for both options. You spend the majority of the game alone, so I haven't spoken to the romance options much, but there's a sex-only option shortly after the prologue, and she was a lot cooler than either romance option, based on what little interaction I've had with the others. I guess all the nudity is standard fare for M-rated games nowadays, but I've read on /vg/ that it's virtually nonexistent, compared to Witcher II. I can't imagine how gratuitous it must have been. Not that I have an issue with nudity in games, but I get annoyed with anything that feels like it was shoehorned in for no real reason.

RE: Geralt's voice: He speaks in monotone because the Witcher mutations strip them of their emotions. There are romance options, though, so apparently he can still feel love. I don't really understand that. I think they're okay with a few plot holes, as long as they get to squeeze a little more nudity into the game. There's a shit load of it.

Already uninterested, unless it's a Redemption prequel about John's gang, with a completely optional co-op version of GTA V's character switching.

Remember to check the bestiary. I'm pretty sure Igni is useful against a gargoyle. Rule of thumb is, stun your enemy, then wail on that bitch. If you have the light armor/fast attack perk, it's probably going to be stronger than your strong attack. It is for me, anyway. Between my armor perk, and the separate fast attack perk (all five levels taken), my fast attack gets a 95% damage bonus. I'm one-shotting level 9 or lower enemies, at the moment.

It doesn't add a barber, it just adds new styles to the existing barbers. Pretty sure all they could do before was shave your beard.