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Don't forget the Zoidberg Mudcrab mod.

There's also a My Little Pony version, if I remember correctly.

But did you download it?

1. Marney is about determination and love. She is kind, always there for others, and is incredibly beautiful. Marney is a very strong woman. 2. A girl with a sweet smile and charming personality that makes every boy's heart race. She's clouded by innocence and is often found with her head up in the clouds. She always has a bounce in her step and a happy-go-lucky outlook that seems to make everyone enjoy her company. 3. an evil ugly dog lookin bitch who hates on everyone and cant get any boyz so she sleeps with her relatives I lol'd.

They do 15 points of base damage (not sure how much it is for other races, but it feels much lower when I'm in a fistfight), but there's a heavy armor perk that has your gloves do their armor rating in damage (e.g., 25 armor = 25 unarmed damage), and there's a guy in the Ratway in Riften who has the Gloves of the Pugilist, which adds 10 damage to unarmed attacks. With enchanting, you can destroy the gloves to learn the enchantment, which can then be placed on any gloves. So, thanks to all that, my Khajiit (who is only in steel armor at this point) is doing more damage with his bare hands than any of the heavily armed enemies he's run into so far. He'll never have to use any weapons, except for the occasional arrow to get a high-flying dragon's attention.

My archer uses a two-handed mace or axe if something gets too close for comfort (which is rare), my assassin uses daggers (my sneak attack damage is ridiculous), and my Khajiit thief uses his claws.

There are plenty of fixes for glitches and whatnot that you'll run into at some point, I'd suggest browsing it regularly and checking the Elder Scrolls Wiki for solutions to bugs and glitches. Also, when you get to a quest in Windhelm called Blood on the Ice, let me know. Last I checked (prior to the 1.4 patch), if you didn't do the quest just right, it could glitch and become impossible to finish. The latest patch may or may not have fixed it.

Sweet, I'm not the only one playing on PC. Unfortunately, I never got around to buying a new graphics card or RAM, so I'm not on full settings. Soon though. Soon. Click me, D-O. Click me so hard.

Yeah! *Stealthily erases his name from edited versions of Dup's work*

Useful tip: The designs around the quest's name in the quest menu indicate what it's for. Dragons for the main quests, Imperial and Stormcloak insignias for the civil war quests, etc. If you're after the Elder Scroll, you're just past the halfway point in the main quest.

Oh right, there's a report button. *Reports all that shit*

Quit spamming this shit. I wouldn't help you even if I actually had a Facebook page. Edit: Removed link to gay shit.

I'd like to have the "trophies" from Vice City back. Certain missions in Vice City left an item from the mission in your hotel room or Diaz's mansion. It was a nice touch, and I'd like it back.

Fuck Steven Seagal. That is all.

Then what do you do if you want to jump out of the speeding car with inches to spare as the car plummets to a fiery doom? Then you're fucked. Either you put it on and don't go flying through your windshield, but are delayed when you need to escape your car, or you drive off without a seat belt, easily escaping a flaming car, but going on an aerial sightseeing tour if you hit a park bench. Unlike having a helmet on a motorcycle, choosing one or the other would actually make a difference.

*Sees '[Hilarious]' tag* *Reads topic* ... We've been lied to. Seriously, though, you'd be a dumb motherfucker to click the download link, but not as dumb as the guy who actually runs the .exe that it'll download.

Exactly like getting a helmet on a motorcycle. Wait, you put it on automatically, or start driving and you won't put it on. Simple.

That grill is stupid unless you can drive it.

Total badasses have beards. Or stubble, like Bruce Willis.

how the fuck do you know that? im scared, mercedes hold me. Why the fuck wouldn't you know that? You do realize you're accomplishing nothing by hitting on Mercedes and telling her about your penis, correct? I can tell you, with 100% certainty, that you will not be engaging in sexual intercourse with her. Ever. If you speak to other girls like you've spoken to her, I'd be surprised if you ever manage to have sex with anyone.

In the extremely unlikely event that new consoles were released before GTA V, I guarantee that GTA V will still release on the 360/PS3. If new consoles are in development, they're certainly not far enough along for game developers to already be working on games for them.

I can only assume that we were supposed to be able to use the IV parking spaces and it wasn't just a bug. I would never have been able to decide what to keep with just two spaces. Shit, I used one space just for a backup Tampa. That was "my" car through the whole DLC. Luis seemed like a muscle car guy to me. Of course it had to be something simple like 'car lift'...

Not my desktop, just posting it for bOnEs' benefit. Edit: This is what I'm sporting.

As I've said before, when it comes to GTA, I value car storage more than a bed. A full-on parking garage would be too much, but I'd like to buy one of the smaller six- to nine-car lots that were in IV (the elevated things, whatever they're called). If the lot comes packaged with an apartment, all the better.