Massacre

Only because there were dozens.

Unless you work at a faire/circus/carnival/vaudevillian show, or at least used to, there's no real need for a handlebar mustache. I was insulted by the Heineken commercial about handlebar mustaches. Guinness is clearly the only beer that goes with that particular cranial accessory.

NOBODY GETS SHIT.

That's actually very, very sad...

The most important improvement from SA was that R* learned how to write a proper story. San Andreas' story was horrible once you left Los Santos.

It's mostly retards, but there is the occasional person who knows what he's talking about.

So it wasn't even pathetic noob funny? Damn.

You should look at some sales figures sometime. I would love to hear your reasoning behind this statement.

I think it was deleted rather than just closed, but is still listed in the new topic area. I am curious as to what the kid had to say, though. Nothing intelligent, I'm sure.

Guy on the left is somewhat bOnEs-like. I'd kill a bear with that guy.

When you take tax into account, politicians would finally shut the fuck up about video games if one of them made $24 billion.

It is. British chicks are cunts.

The whole point of this game is being able to explore and handle situations however you want. If you're playing, and you're enjoying yourself, then you're doing it right. Because this game is made by Bethesda, if you're playing, and you're not enjoying yourself, you're doing it very, very wrong, and you are fucking retarded.

You just seem to be doing as much as possible in whatever area you're in before moving on, regardless of the amount of xp you get doing it. Nothing wrong with that. When I played Fallout 3 for the first time, I spent three days doing everything there was to do in Megaton. Granted, I've played it enough that I can now do all that shit in an hour, but still.

You're doing extremely well for not having Fallout experience like most of us. You picked that shit up quick. *Raises a tankard of mead to D-O*

I can see his chin through his beard. He failed. If I go two weeks without trimming my beard, then go to a place with hunting/camping supplies while wearing a flannel shirt, I will get bitches. I fucking love my beard.

Nice. I've considered shaving my beard just to see what kind of shit I can get into with a porno 'stache, and possibly a silk shirt.

Well, you're a creepy perv, so it's probably a good look for you.

Not even R* can make Idaho interesting. Sorry, you're just going to have to accept the fact that you live in a horrible place.

Let me know if you require further assistance, I'm a certified life coach. You would be the first client I didn't lead into a life of drugs and crime. Actually, I have one more bit of free advice. Have you met my friend bOnEs? He's single, and he possesses a beard. I'll make reservations for the two of you at this Italian place around the corner from my house. It's on you two to get here, though; I'm a life coach, not a travel agent.

Great idea. The guy you're with now doesn't like Skyrim, so even if you don't find a bearded man, leave him anyway.

According to the girls I've discussed the matter with, beards aren't a problem unless they're poorly maintained, or the gent's hair is naturally rough. I don't know what kind of steel wool-constructed golems you've kissed, but not all beards are the same. And I have yet to find a girl who doesn't shave her legs, save for the filthy hippie crowd, which I avoid. Also, someone should tell Beckham it's not okay to rock a neackbeard.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that you're a lesbian.

You're entering a world greater than anything a mustache man could ever imagine, a world that would make a clean-shaven man drop to his knees and weep. Bikers, lumberjacks, mountain men, Chuck Norris; you have entered the pinnacle of masculinity, of all humanity. There is no greater way to live. Welcome, brother. Was that epic enough?

I actually envy your slowly-growing beard. I have to trim my beard every week or people try to give me change on the street.