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  1. Massacre
    Might as well be. No, they didn't. Those companies will find out the release date the same time the rest of us do.
  2. Massacre
    Then you'd be reading stupid posts and nursing a gunshot wound. I don't follow your logic.
  3. Massacre
    Finish off? This thing's nowhere near done. Mercedes, regale us with tales of your vagina.
  4. Massacre
    Stephen Hawking is almost a full-on robot. Mark my words, that'll be the first guy whose brain they put in a robot body.
  5. Massacre
    I'll admit I've thrown on the prisoner clothes you start out in and wandered around the desert-like area between Windhelm and Riften, pretending it's Fallout.
  6. Massacre
    I don't care how many misc quests I get, I'm just glad they're in the quest log now instead of a note mixed in with a bunch of other non-quest notes. The Blood on the Ice quest broke on my evil dark elf file and can't be completed, so that's just going to sit in my quest log forever now.
  7. Massacre
    Midgets and gingers aren't people. Neither are cripples, now that I think about it.
  8. Massacre
    I don't understand why our good friend Cyantist reacted as such. Are you a fan of that immensely gay band, Cy?
  9. Massacre
    Yeah, I can't do bullet-time. Well, once, I had a bullet-time shootout in this guy's kitchen, but it only worked that one time.
  10. Massacre
    *Is hit* Hm, look at that. *Goes about his business*
  11. Massacre
    It's not exãctly hãrd to copy ãnd pãste thãt chãrãcter, Mãrney... ãããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããMãrneyisgãyãããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããããã
  12. Massacre
    Please tell me you typed that from memory so I can laugh at you. You can lie if you want. Edit; Meh, what's the use. You don't know the alt code for the Mexican squiggly line over the a, I know it was copy/pasted...
  13. Massacre
    That's what you get for caring about this game. The fact that I didn't give a shit until right now means that the wait won't bother me.
  14. Massacre
    I don't give a shit about Max Payne 3... But that video made it look pretty good. *Considers pre-ordering*
  15. Massacre
    Deep-on is more accurate, and still not particularly funny.
  16. Massacre
    I usually say I was born in February of '32
  17. Massacre
    A topic with no off-topic posts is shit. We saved this motherfucker with our spam.
  18. Massacre
    I derailed this topic pretty hard...
  19. Massacre
    Normal depth of a vagina is 4 inches, but it increases depending on the chick's level of arousal. Asshole is about 8 inches before you run the risk of damaging your colon.
  20. Massacre
    Agreed, if only so I can push them down hills.
  21. Massacre
    fuck that
  22. Massacre
    I would be willing to become a priest just for the sake of irony.
  23. Massacre
    If this were real, it would be the healthiest relationship I've ever had. I find that amusing.
  24. Massacre
    There is no point. Unless you're a tribal.
  25. Massacre
    I used up my full day's worth of lulz on that part, I'll have to read the rest tomorrow. Edit: Fucking prude.