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This has been mentioned numerous times. But yeah, that's what I'm hoping for.
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$50? I take it R* doesn't have a warehouse in the UK? Only cost me $10.
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Definitely. I'll buy Tommy, and, if they keep making figures, Johnny. Maybe CJ, but not Niko, since they'd use his starting outfit, which I hate. Seriously, a leather jacket and work boots, with track pants? I've got someone I'd like you to meet, his name's denim. If I did get Niko, I'd make some tiny fingerless gloves, then I'd set them an inch away from the box, and laugh at how Niko will never get to wear them.
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I made a Niko figure out of a 3 3/4 inch G.I. Joe figure. Ended up looking like shit because I didn't have a fine enough brush to make it detailed enough. If a Claude figure where to, erm, fall off a truck, I'd have it redressed and slightly modified to be Tommy Vercetti within the hour. But I won't touch the one I bought; that thing is my whole childhood summed up in one obscenely-priced, disturbingly lifelike toy.
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Welcome to Vault iGTA5, Resident. According to sensors, you have arrived 3.1 years behind schedule.
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My two stealth characters are a dark elf (sneaky assassin) and a wood elf (hunter), with my Khajiit slowly becoming more stealth-oriented. Argonians and Khajiit are fun for stealth, too; that tail flicking back and forth while you're sneaking makes you look like a wild animal stalking your prey. This is especially true for my Khajiit, since he only uses his claws for combat (and magic for sneaky, pre-combat tricks) Also, fuck yeah. Here's hoping Skyrim keeps us all together until Fallout 4.
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Meh. Weed makes my life more pleasant; I find things funnier, I enjoy the company of tolerable people more, things are just better. Alcohol just fuels my apathy. I'm indifferent to everything when I'm drinking.Heh, I just answered my own question, which wasn't really a question at all... I made a statement in response to my previous statement. Obviously drunk ^ Yeah, I was pretty fucked up. No hangover because I didn't sleep. Not sure exactly how hangovers work, but I don't get them unless I go to sleep while I'm still drunk. It was a good two days, booze. Same time next year?
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I don't think cell phone camera pics of a still-packaged figure against a concrete wall would add much to the topic. Fitty needs to get one and take several foreshortened pics that make it look like Claude is committing random crimes around NYC.
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Meh. Weed makes my life more pleasant; I find things funnier, I enjoy the company of tolerable people more, things are just better. Alcohol just fuels my apathy. I'm indifferent to everything when I'm drinking.Heh, I just answered my own question, which wasn't really a question at all... I made a statement in response to my previous statement.
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Meeko, or the dog from the random encounter? Meeko goes back to Meeko's Shack, and I haven't had that random encounter, so I don't know where the other dog goes. Also, don't buy the dog from the Markarth stables, if you dismiss him, you have to pay another 500 gold to get him back.
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Two-liter of 7Up, liter of vodka. My day is improving. I have also discovered a bottle of Red Stag (black cherry Jim Beam). Wonder how it is with vanilla Coke. I like how I turn into an alcoholic one day a year. I do not, however, like (or understand) that (or why) alcohol makes my family tolerable when weed doesn't.
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Wait somewhere (using the 'wait' function, not standing around looking like a retard), she'll show up if she's still alive. If you told her to wait somewhere, she'll only wait there for three days before going home.
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This day is starting to seem like a good day to start drinking again...
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I'm sober. I don't bother smoking on holidays where I can't avoid my family; not even being high can make them more tolerable. Also, I don't give a shit about Christmas. I've specifically told my family not to buy me anything. We'll see how that goes.
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I'll start stitching together something resembling a suit. I don't know what it is, but you've missed something. I can kill about five people in one go without getting spotted. Getting the blessing from the Shadow Stone behind Riften helps, and any stealth player should join the Thieves' Guild or Dark Brotherhood early on to have access to the stealth armor and sneak trainers (I don't remember if the Dark Brotherhood has a sneak trainer, actually, but I know the Thieves' Guild does.). Beyond that, just sink all your perks into sneak and archery and you should be good to go. I can one-shot most enemies with my bow, and I haven't even bothered with enchantments yet. Besides what I've said so far, other useful tips would be finding the Throw Voice and Aura Whisper shouts (the former does exactly what it says - it throws your voice to wherever you're looking, distracting enemies and giving you the chance to either get around them or find a better place to launch arrows from - and the latter shows all nearby enemies on your compass), and collecting Luna Moth wings and Chaurus eggs to make weak invisibility potions (I found the Shadow Stone before I leveled my alchemy any further, so I don't know what goes into the more powerful potion). The only time I'm discovered is when a quest forces a follower onto me, and they get me caught because they can't sneak for shit.
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"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."
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Yeah, that's the one.
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From the Sounds of it...
Massacre replied to HB_Sauce's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
I would have preferred Boston, but it wouldn't really have mattered as long as it was a new city. I'm happy with Los Santos, I'd just like to see something new. -
From the Sounds of it...
Massacre replied to HB_Sauce's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
Hey, look at that, it is possible to disagree with someone without being a massive cunt. Well done, Marcus. And I didn't want either of those cities, so I don't give a shit one way or the other. -
I like how we've been discussing murder and body disposal in a topic making fun of articles that claim video games make people violent. For the record, I was like this before video games.
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Looking through my list of veteran members who've made multiple reappearances over the years, you never seem to remember me. So, fuck you. But, I like your soda.
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New ways to get wasted
Massacre replied to slimshadyis1's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
Hahahahahahaha I hate it when I 'lol' at work. "Snorting a coke" really got me. Lol'd so hard. -
Maybe this is the DLC? I hope it really is something and not just "fingerless gluvs" all over again. There's got to be something to it. If not, it's the biggest coincidence in history. Not gaming history, no, all of history. That reminds me, I was actually going to go to Heartless' wedding when he invited everyone on the forums a couple years ago. Fuck.
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What are you looking for in GTA5?
Massacre replied to Qdeathstar's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
I lol'd.