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That just goes to show, an arrow to the knee is the least of your worries when you're rolling with the dragonborn. Ice spike to the dick would've been a much easier meme to relate to.

Acid won't dissolve a body nearly as quick as people think, and unless you work for a chemical company with shit security, it's going to be a lot of trouble to get enough acid to fill a bathtub without drawing a lot of attention to yourself or having it on your financial records. Fire is free, and a whole lot faster. And I'm not even going to bother with the icicle discussion. There are better options.

Have you tried cannibalism? That's how I get rid of most of mine. Eat the meat, burn the unappetizing parts to ash, grind the bones into powder, and dump the ashes and bone powder... Well, pretty much anywhere, just make sure it's evenly distributed and not piled up. If you're a pussy, you can always skip the cannibalism and burn everything to ash. Waste of good meat, though.

You've got to be fucking kidding me... http://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/nklj2/you_know_those_runes_on_the_lids_of_the_bug_jars/?sort=top

Saints Row 2 was good. They somehow managed to make the graphics worse than the first game, but it was still good.

If it makes you feel less ripped off, they were just elaborate houses. I think the Dwemer Orrery was the only small DLC that had any noteworthy content. One bowl, a bag of Cheddar Cheese Sun Chips, and a two-liter of Coke Zero got me through about a quarter of the lore. I've been playing TES since Morrowind and I only know about half of the story.

If I ever have children, I'm going to build a vault filled with TV's playing thousands of images and videos of sex and violence, throw them in it (naked, of course), and lock the door. Twice a day, I will send a nanny in to feed and change them, until they are old enough to feed and clean up after themselves, at which time I will lower a bucket of gruel into the vault twice a day, and I will give them a waste bucket, which I will have removed and dumped once every four days. Feeding and waste removal time is the only time my children will see me, and while they can see me, I will berate them and remind them that I am their master and they will do as I say, or be beaten to death. This will continue for ten years, at which time I will release them and see what kind of monsters I have created.

Wait, EFLC had nothing removed? They removed bloodstains from Niko's shirt, but the penis in TLAD and Luis banging a chick in Maissonette 9's bathroom (more graphic than the hookers) were left in? Weird.

Yeah, I'd like to see Elsweyr, too. The mix of Desert and Jungle would be interesting. As long as the next one isn't in High Rock, I'll be happy, really. High Rock is too small for its own game. If we ever saw it, it would either be a game featuring both High Rock and Hammerfell, or just DLC. But not DLC for Skyrim, because we don't deal with High Rock at all in the game. The way Skyrim's story goes, and with Summerset Isle being roughly the same size as High Rock, I'd expect Summerset to be DLC for Skyrim.

I'd rather visit Eslweyr or Hammerfell, personally. I can never get enough desert wandering.

And of course San Andreas ties in with Area 53, which was a conspiracy theory radio show, much like this WKTT segment. It's more of a continued conspiracy theory parody than a GTA V hint.

Hm, you guys don't understand the races. Guess I'll have to be a huge nerd and explain it. Altmer, or High Elves, have a somewhat Asian background combined with the more Tolkien-esque elven culture. Argonians are self-explanatory; they're swamp-dwelling lizards, some similarities to modern American blacks, but it's unintentional. Nord are Nords, Norwegian vikings, simple enough. Bretons were created when ancient Nords interbred with the Aldmer, the ancestors of the High Elves. They're dirty, dirty half-breeds. Khajiit and Redguards are both based on Middle Eastern people (sand honkys), with the Redguards obviously leaning more towards regular honky, with a small amount of Asian thrown in (the Asian influence is barely mentioned, unless you go as far back as their original homeland of Yokuda). Bosmer, Wood Elves, are barbarians, basically. Unlike the High Elves, Dark Elves, or Orcs, Wood Elves were created, rather then descending from the Aldmer. Imperials are white people. Regular, boring white people. Dunmer, Dark Elves, were Altmer who left gay, boring Summerset Isle to check out Morrowind. Some shit went down, people got killed, and they were deformed and turned into Dark Elves, now they're awesome. Orcs were a clan of elves whose leader, Trinimac, was eaten by the Daedra Boethiah and turned into Malacath, and the elves were then turned into Orcs, They're not honkys, although their culture is sort of a mix of Redguard and Nord culture.

yes infact i am *Looks at Yakuza, Triads, and Mexican Mafia* Totally. i said blacks, i didnt say chinese, mexicans, and japanese... read before you act like a dick Maybe you should read your own post again. I was responding to the post I quoted, where you confirmed that you think only white people are organized enough for organized crime. I don't give a shit about anything you said before that.

I really want functional tow trucks back, and forklifts. I had so much fun pulling or lifting random vehicles with them in SA. It would be nice to have a tow truck/forklift cheat, too. Everyone's had times when they've had a car they really liked and it got wedged somewhere after a jump, and had no way of getting it out.

Fun quest, but I was hoping there would be a little more work before finding him. The next quest was great, though.

Gourmet?

I've reloaded a few autosaves because of that. I seem to ruin Kodlak Whitemane's room every time I try to join the Companions. Too easy to bump Z on my keyboard.

yes infact i am *Looks at Yakuza, Triads, and Mexican Mafia* Totally.

I never did end up trying that trick. Isn't really necessary after putting a couple points in sneak. That, and I'm insanely OCD when it comes to loot getting thrown all over the place, I wouldn't want to basket-head someone and have it fall onto their table and fuck up the scenery.

That's another thing I noticed, but I just assumed they conjured their shit to appear somewhere else. They probably use chamberpots. I don't steal vases or kettles from people's houses because I assume that someone's taken a shit in one of them.

A real depressing shit-hole. I'd like to live there.

Yes we can. Now get out. Git!

He's not.

I forget what the first mission for Packie is called, but I really like the cutscene from that and Waste Knot Want Knot. The first cutscene is very similar to when I first went to a friend of mine's house and he gave me a quick and crude introduction of the family members sitting around the living room, and Waste Knot Want Knot's cutscene reminds me of pretty much any time I've met a group of friends at somebody's house, minus the robbery planning. There's always a rundown of the various shenanigans to take place later, with random fucking around and side comments in between each bullet point.