Massacre

RDR handled having a family very well, no other way to deal with it, really. R* has to realize how annoying it would be to have to frequently rescue your slutty teenage daughter from dangerous situations, a la Lindsay Lohan in Machete, or some other shit involving your wife that I can't think of an example for.

Tell your boyfriend I said he's a cunt.

Oh, okay. Well, how 'bout that trailer, eh?

FFS, why don't the media tags work anymore? This shit used to work.

Everyone has the same quests. The main quests will be pretty much the same for everyone, and most side quests are picked up in the same way, but there are a lot of quests that pop up in different places, at different times, under different circumstances, plus there are plenty of quests that can be finished in multiple ways.

Getting to Meeko from Morthal or Solitude should be pretty safe. Short walk, mostly through empty swamp.

His barking won't get you discovered. Besides, he's just telling you he loves you.

No, it's Barbas that fucks up your stealth, not Meeko. Meeko's a regular follower, so when you're stealthed, he is, too. Also, Horses are a waste of money. It takes too long to get down if something attacks you and you decide to fight it instead of riding away, they'll wander off and get lost when you get off of them, they'll die quicker than you would on foot if you decide to take the short way down a mountain, and they'll fight enemies with you, which would be great if they didn't run into your arrows/magic while fighting.

Lol, you took that seriously.

You can buy Vigilance for 500 gold from the guy at the stables outside of Markarth, you find Meeko on the road near Meeko's shack (when you find him, he'll bark, telling you to follow him, then lead you to the shack), and there's a random encounter where you'll see a dog fighting a pair of wolves, and the dog can become your companion if he survives. There's also a talking dog (Barbas) who will follow you during a quest, and if you don't finish the quest, then he'll follow you indefinitely, but he's not a proper follower, so when you're sneaking, it'll say you're detected because he can see you. But, you can only have one humanoid follower and one dog follower at a time, so unfortunately, you can't run around with a pack of dogs. Shame, my wood elf was looking forward to having a trio of dogs with him. However, if you're playing on PC, there should be a mod soon enough that lets you have unlimited followers.

Well, I wouldn't want to fail a mission because I had to go change my tampon in the middle of a bank robbery...

Once again, I must say, "dat ass."

She's your girlfriend. No age of consent post-apocalypse.

The only good experience I've had gaming with a girl was doing split screen in the original Gears of War, but she was already a pretty big gamer, and we had been friends for a while, so it went better than it would have with another girl.

You can avoid having to hang out with Dwayne by not answering his email. You'll get one phone call from him, claiming he thought you might have called while he was in the shower, but he won't call you to hang out until you answer his email. I was pretty pleased when I figured that out, since I like Playboy's penthouse too much to not kill him for it.

I actually know a guy who can speak, read, and write fluently in five languages, but put him in front of a computer and you won't be able to read a thing he types. But, on topic, I like your idea. All other GTA protagonists were already criminals, so I like your idea of a guy earning a living legitimately and being forced into a life of crime.

You've earned rep. Now that I think about it, I owe Marney some rep, too.

When Roman died, I thought, "Sweet, no more bowling!" Gave me more time to get drunk with Packie.

I have no idea why you're apologizing, your English is great. Which is sad, considering that we have American and English members who couldn't form a coherent sentence to save their lives.

I'd like to insult you for making a dumb first post, but I'm mesmerized by how hilarious your name is. Well done.

I'd rather have a girl who won't bitch about me gaming than a girl who games herself. Most of the games I play are single-player, and I don't want to play a bunch of shit I have no interest in just because it has multiplayer. Although I have found that there are plenty of attractive, non-fat, but still desperate and lonely girls who play World of Warcraft.

The names all make sense to me. My uncle's name is Ulfberth War-Bear.

Since you're a cunt and haven't played Fallout 3/New Vegas, you haven't been in the Fallout topics. I'm very helpful when it comes to things like this.

Aye, just come find me in the Ragged Flagon.

Rare items? What do ya got, me boy? As a representative of the Thieves Guild, I would be happy to take these items off your hands.