Massacre

I haven't tried it in SR3 yet, but in SR2, you could mug people. If you pointed a gun at someone in fine aim (R3, I think, in SR2, L1 in SR3), they would put their hands up, and after a few seconds they'd drop some money and run away. Not sure about the stores.

I've got two from my high school gym class (or p.e., if you're under the impression that gym is some sort of education). We played flag football (which, for those who don't know, is where you grab a flag from their belt instead of tackling them. Football for pussies, basically), and I didn't want to chase people to grab their flag, so I just stood there. This one guy, real douchebag, thought he was a badass, made sure everyone knew he thought he was a badass. He liked to pick on the unpopular kids, the only kids I found tolerable. He had never bothered me, but for some reason, he decided that today was the day to start. He wound up with the ball, and he ran towards me. Now, I don't know why he did this, maybe he was planning on making fun of me when he ran by and I didn't make a grab at his flag, or maybe he wanted to knock me down on his way to the end zone, I don't know, but whatever it was, it didn't go his way. He got way too close to me, and I just reached out and pushed/chest bumped him to the ground. He landed on the ball and just lied there holding his ribs. I reached down and pulled his flag off his belt, then threw it on him and walked off. Another time, we played "floor hockey" in the gym (we played a lot of shitty versions of regular sports at my school), and I was the goalie because, well, I don't like to move a lot. The shitty floor hockey version of a puck slid my way, and I just stepped on it. The entire opposing team ran towards me and started trying to knock the puck out from under my shoe (seriously, they thought that would work), and another guy I didn't like ran up and whacked me in the shin with his hockey stick. It didn't get me to move, but it hurt like fuck. The gym teacher told them to back off, I threw the puck back to the middle of the gym, they started playing again. They hit it towards me, I stopped it again, and the same guy hit me in the same spot. Next play, I pulled the nearest kid into the goal and slowly walked out onto the floor. The guy got the puck, and I just ran up and slashed him on the back of his thigh and knee, he dropped, and I went back to the goal. Not the best stories, but I was pretty pleased when they happened.

I lol'd. I also miss Heartless.

Of course. Not sure if it'll work, though. And I think people who buy it online might have the code emailed to them.

The reality show is a regular part of the game, the pre-order bonuses are just the car, gun, and outfit. And the pre-order code should be on your receipt, if you got it from Gamestop, I don't know about other stores.

Vice City had a small sea plane, they didn't need big stretches of open space for the plane because you could land it on the water, and you couldn't take off again if you landed on the ground.

I'm pretty sure everything is affected by L2. Try taking a hostage/human shield.

Vice City's story was a Scarface ripoff, plain and simple. It might have been a good story, but it was unoriginal, and nowhere near as good as GTA IV's story. San Andreas' story was shit, let's face it. The Los Santos parts of the story were great, but things got too diluted as you moved on to the other cities. GTA IV was a crime drama worthy of having Martin Scorsese's name on it, and GTA V will be the same, if the old guy ends up being the protagonist.

Small city, only one place with enough space to safely land. It didn't need planes.

Don't forget the Awesome Button™. Holding L2 makes anything you do more badass.

DJ Nuggets...Lawl. Lol, you really did it.

Subject 16 is an epic motherfucker. Looking forward to seeing what happens with his story.

They changed platforms again, guys. GTA V is now imagination-exclusive. Any electronic devices you own are now worthless in R*'s eyes.

Just started the first mission, it's fucking insane. I'm standing on top of a bank vault hanging from a helicopter while shooting at the SWAT team.

Wherever you are when you save, that's where you are when you load. No exceptions.

"This is how we say hello where I come from." Yeah, the basket trick has gotten huge on the internet. Cheaper than invisibility (which I haven't even gotten in Skyrim so far).

There's no difference between a company and a R* branch. They are exactly the same, except a branch is owned by a parent company.

Easy or normal, I forget which.

Multiple companies are capable of working on the same game, at the same time. You're shocked, I know.

Ron Paul is the only person who could run for president and actually get my vote. I don't know about the rest of America.

GTA V is a Facebook game.

I have a coyote in my yard that eats babies. He's not mine, but he really adds to the decor.

Millions of dollars would be a hell of a birthday present. I don't know why I'm against May 24th being the release date, it'd be great to get it so soon. It's probably just the amount of noobs that have been talking about it constantly.

Lol, Wal-Mart has no fucking clue when it's coming out, they're just taking pre-orders because they know people will give them the money for it.