Massacre

A massive dragon flies overhead, clutching an unseen item in its mighty claws, making a beeline for the elven Dup, who is standing in a field. Dup raises his bow, drawing back and preparing to launch an enchanted arrow at the dragon. The Dragon seems to glance at his surroundings, almost looking surprised, then increases his speed. Dup lets the arrow loose, and the projectile soars into the air, finally reaching its destination: The dragon's eye. The dragon roars in pain, and slowly begins plummeting to the earth. All too late, Dup realizes he shot the dragon down over a nearby village: Duppen Noggen, where he was born and raised. The dragon crashes into the village below and bursts, impossibly hot flames spewing from its shredded flesh. The village is reduced to ash in mere moments, but the greatest of Dup's heartaches comes when the dragon's charred claws loosen, revealing a metal tin with familiar designs painted on it; the tin his grandmother sent him cookies in every year. Only then did Dup recognize the dragon as Goren, a friendly dragon who lived in his grandmother's village, making various deliveries in exchange for food and shelter during Skyrim's brutal winters. Dup slowly backs away before turning and hauling ass into the forest, muttering "Shit, shit, shit, shit," all the way.

Win?

It's just a billboard with a reference to San Andreas. That doesn't mean anything. Also, I'm not knocking you in particular, we get at least one person per day talking about this kind of thing.

So, why do you spend half the game tripping? Does it take place during Burning Man?

No, no characters from the III era. R* said it before IV came out, they're not changing their minds. Can we go ahead and make that a forum announcement so we don't have to keep saying this?

?

So I did. Now I've fucked it up.

Just looks black to me, possibly black/Latino mix. Definitely not full Latino, though.

Fuck.

I've still got 372 gigs free of my 750, mostly because nearly all of my pictures/movies/porn is on my 500gb external drive ($50).

I lol'd.

We have a girl now, she wins the SML by default.

Only if you keep sending them to people. I've got three packs.

HEY! WATCH YOUR STEP. The Clio is the boy of all cars. I accept your apology. I feel stupid for thinking Renault made the Clio all these years. Admin spam/mod warning? Shit, you just divided by zero.

19-year-old hasn't seen/heard tons of shit about John Cleese? I wonder what the cutoff age is for knowing who John Cleese is. I'm 23, but I'm also American, so the fact that I know who he is might be completely random and not related to age at all. *Begins researching*

Oh. Well, fuck, I didn't get any. *Grabs gun, goes to R*'s nearest warehouse*

Change your name to DJ Nuggets. For the lulz.

The way I see it is, if your safehouse has a two-car garage and a driveway, you should be able to store four cars there, even though that means moving a car out of the driveway to get another out of the garage. No reason to park just anywhere on the property, but anywhere in the driveway/garage, yeah. I don't really save too many cars after IV, but if they bring customization back, we're going to need a San Andreas-level number of garages.

Continue coming here every day, and grow your beard back, then we'll be cool.

I really appreciate you bumping this topic, you've reminded me that I need to use the phrase "necrophilia blood orgy" more often. As a thank you, I'm actually going to look at your site.

*Find D-O's house, begins pumping fat into him while he sleeps* Welcome back to the forums, fatass.

It's a hallucinogen and basically a mild neurotoxin. It will drive you insane over a long enough period of time.

He's smoking sherm, a cigarette (or cigar, in his case) that has either been dipped in embalming fluid or laced with PCP, and 'water' is PCP dissolved in water. It may very well have been a blunt that he used, but they never specify, and marijuana won't make a person do the shit that Ryder did anyway. And a 'dub' is a hundred dollar bill, I don't know where you're getting weed from that.

*Glances out the window at dead grass* Yeah, I could use some flowers...