Massacre

He is a pedophile. I don't understand why people always think there's a deeper meaning to things.

The week Mad Max: Fury Road is released, it's time to finally do post-apocalyptic night.

It's a little late now, but, maybe go brick-and-mortar, next time. Everyone can spare ten minutes to swing by Gamestop. There really isn't any advantage to ordering a disc copy online. While I'm at it, there isn't any advantage to buying the Steam version, either. A disc is so much more convenient, if something goes wrong and you have to completely reinstall the game.

It's worth buying, if you have a good enough PC, but if you have any kind of console, it's not worth the extra year and a half wait.

Isn't that what crew nights usually look like?

You should have instructed that little girl to incite an argument between Jim, Foster, and Sebastian about whose meat is superior. Then bought her a pork chop.

Did you not play GTA on console, at any point? There are creators for races, deathmatches, and other shit that isn't fun. No regular mission creator, though. I imagine Rockstar doesn't want to turn those particular tools over to the community, because everything falls apart when random fuckers on the internet start doing Rockstar's bread and butter better than Rockstar. Go on, Rockstar. Release a mission creator. I fucking dare you. See what happens when someone who still gives a shit starts doing your job.

Personally, I think planes should also be delivered anywhere with ample space to spawn them. Just to weed out the people who shouldn't be flying to begin with.

Fire barrels do very little against you, in most cases, so try to keep the rear of your primary target at your side, that way you can either ignore or destroy the fire barrels, continuously fire your cannons at them, and avoid their cannon fire completely, unless they get away from you. Basically, you'll be sailing in circles while they try to get you off of their ass. Practice just sailing, for a while, because you're going to have to get used to frequently switching sails. If you need to make a really sharp turn, quickly cut your sails, make the turn, then switch back to mid-sails. If necessary, switch to full sail to make up for lost ground water. Oh, and once you have the level 2 or 3 ram, don't even bother shooting the small ships, unless they're behind you. Just ram them, and they drop.

I only got the Special Edition, but I did not get the garages free, when I upgraded to PS4. Also, that license plate thing is shitty, since iFruit continues to think that I only have two fucking cars.

I can't do that to myself. I'd be waiting a month for episode 5. It would be torture.

Oh right, I never saw that one. Or any episode, after the first one.

Yes, borderline.

All about the mods. It'll take a damned expensive computer, but GTA V with an ENB would be borderline photorealistic.

Coca-Cola was better when it still had cocaine in it. I suggest sprinkling some in, next time.

Their numbers are impressive, but I hope at least 20% of that number is refrigerated. I can't forgive you drinking any soda warm. Except Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper is good warm.

They're way too close to where things are in the comics. They're going to be drawing this shit out for a while. Glenn won't meet Lucille until season 8, at best. Don't Google that, you non-comic-reading bastards. You can't handle the spoilers.

Summer. They haven't announced a date, yet.

Agreed. I'm pretty excited about this spin-off, too. Walking Dead almost year-round, now. AMC is kicking all kinds of ass.

^That. They do this shit intentionally, to see what they can get away with. I don't blame them for doing it. It's probably really fun.

I'm guessing there's probably a debate every week. iGTA is full of mass debaters.

He knows how they should be running Alexandria.Why go to an island? Why go to Alexandria? Why are they so eager to live normal lives? The scale of the undead outbreak is beyond anything that this or any other country could ever recover from, assuming the rest of the country is in the same situation as what we've seen. The world will never be normal again. The government isn't going to pop back up and restore civilization. They're lying to themselves, setting up shop in a quiet little neighborhood and waiting to die of old age. Alexandria is a fucking fantasy. They should pack up and head to a less shitty part of the country, and live like they did before Alexandria. Wandering around, living on the road? Even in real life, that's better than living in a cookie cutter house in a neighborhood full of Stepford wives and picket fences. Fuck normal. They're doing everything wrong. But at least Rick knows how to make it work.

As in the real world, the ones who know how things should be done are shunned. Fuck Michonne. I'm so disappointed in her.

The title of the thread.

I just like to check in, from time to time. It doesn't usually paralyze people, though. Edit: You were probably in the weird state between awake and sleeping. Sleep paralysis is something that happens naturally, when you're in deep sleep (people who toss and turn aren't sleeping deeply). If you start to wake up before it wears off, the panic of it can either cause a nightmare or general hallucination. Because you're in a state of panic, your brain will always produce something scary. It's almost always going to be shadow people.