Massacre

Damn. Maybe you should work for Bethesda instead of R*. You could do some magical shit with Fallout.

I don't know if you're joking or not, but I do have to have this. I need it, possibly more than anything else. I will abandon my home and spend the rest of my life playing with this action figure on the fucking street if I have to.

Just the way it sits looks like an emo style. I didn't think you were actually emo because I didn't automatically hate you when I saw the pic.

Are you emo, or do you just have a janky haircut?

I bought it for PC because I thought it would be an all-around better experience. The PC version getting the wrong textures would've been enough to get me to get it for PS3 or 360 instead, but the co-op really makes me think I made the wrong choice. I really didn't do as much research on this game as I should have.

"Why the fuck are you taking pictures at a funeral?" Or that's what I think when I see the dark suits, anyway.

I'm not sure. I haven't seen a mod for it.

Post a pic. *Gets lube out*

A good plan is to drop four-mine clusters (two frags, two plasmas) in a line around the outside of the main field. Not many things are going to make it to the inner field, and that'll save you the trouble of replacing the six or seven mines enemies will trigger running through. Hell, deathclaws and ghouls are fast enough to trigger a dozen and barely get caught in the blast radius. Now onto complaints. Why can't we lay our own traps? After we trigger or disarm a trap, we should automatically pick up the supplies it was made with and be able to replace them, or made the supplies at a crafting table. Drop two tripwire weights, and if you click them while crouched, you get the option to connect them and form a tripwire. Then, you drop any number of rigged shotguns on the ground or stick grenade bouquets on a wall or ceiling (you could just throw them and they'd stick to whatever they hit, so they could also be a weapon instead of a trap) and click them while crouched, and you can connect them to the tripwire. Also, we should be able to pick up the bear traps and reuse them wherever we want, and they should temporarily immobilize whatever triggers them.

Indeed.

I wonder if you working at R* would benefit iGTA in any way. More swag and recognition, maybe? Either that or they'll never let you see us again in order to keep their GTA secrets hidden.

< Still wearing fingerless gloves. Also, sunglasses at night.

While I'd like to believe they're working on it, I've got to go with option 2. "We're making Grand Theft Auto" answers any questions a person could possibly have when applying for a job with R*.

Not being a douche gets you hassled in London? Weird. I hassle the douches over here, but it might just be me that does it.

Is that pink polo shirt part of a douche costume, or have you genuinely become a douche?

I wonder if he makes that face because they're currently working on GTA and the guy let it slip, or because the guy meant "We're making Grand Theft Auto" only as a benchmark for the kind of work they want, but he realizes that people are going to take that comment to mean that they're working on GTA. If I worked for R*, I would be pissed if we weren't working on GTA but an employee said something that could be misconstrued as implying we were working on it, and I had to read a bunch of shit about "ZOMG GTAV IS CONFIRMED!!!111!!!eleven!!!11"

Bagey's a vet, re-gold dat nigga.

No.

Yes. It has a series of co-op missions, but the main story is single-player. Had I known this beforehand, I would've gotten it for PS3 instead of PC...

You don't need to. Rage is basically what Borderlands should have been.

I only used ED-E (or any companion, for that matter) on my initial play-through, when I was still exploring and needed the help. After that, I rode solo. But after Lonesome Road, the little trash can kind of grew on me, and we've become inseparable. Basically, Lonesome Road made me a proud american. *Takes 'Confirmed Bachelor' perk in real life*

It won't run. I try to run it, it opens up its own windowed blue screen error. I hate this game without even playing it. Fuck. Got it sorted. Reminds me more of Borderlands than Fallout. That's not really a bad thing, but I'd prefer more Fallout elements. The graphics are shit, because it uses the 4k x 4k pixel textures from the consoles instead of the 8k x 8k meant for PC. I think there's a fix for it, but I don't think I can safely do it until after I've made my Skyrim upgrades. Didn't get into it all that much, fucked up some bandits then played something else. I'm probably going to slowly beat the game in small installments instead of killing it in one shot, save it for the downtime between game releases.

Bought it. Installing it now.

We were still manufacturing for eight months after the bombs dropped, it's entirely possible Mobius simply modified one of my designs.

It's actually Fitty and I trolling Demon in the gold board.