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Saw this over at The Vault. These guys are fucked when Bethesda's lawyers see this. http://www.nuka-cola.eu/

If you used that, uh, thing, that Dup uses (I forget what it's called), the VC textures probably wouldn't look outdated at all. Also: Fuck, I missed that Hawaiian shirt.

If we're doing the Niko Bellic "I'm new here" thing, he would have to be Cuban. If we're actually going with a Mexican, I say save it for Los Santos.

I'll either drop a point from agility and take Travel Light later on to make up for the drop in speed, or use intense training to add the points. Animals are a waste of ammo, in my opinion. I won't kill one unless I need the loot for crafting.

Did I download an Animal Friend mod that I forgot about, or am I the only one that takes that perk? The Nightstalkers aren't hostile for me.

Started a new game today.

They probably don't affect the story. Veronica being dead didn't affect Dead Money. I've got my September 20th figured out. A new season of Sons of Anarchy started on FX last night, and it comes on at 10pm. So, on the 20th, I'm going to get up and start my Lonesome Road download, then head off to Gamestop to pick up Gears 3. I'm then going to rock out on Gears all day until 10, at which time I'll have no choice but to put the controller down to watch SoA. While I'm doing that, I'll start LR. Perfect. Once again, FX solves a problem for me.

Any other site would have said "Everyone has their own opinion, please be nicer to your fellow members in the future. Welcome to the forums!" But we're all, "Fuck you, now sit in the corner while we systematically pick your post apart and tell you why you're stupid." And that's how you're supposed to handle that shit.

Except for that jetpack...

You would barely need basic coding knowledge if R* released a tool set for GTA like Bethesda does for Fallout and The Elder Scrolls. They make it so easy to mod the game. Even I've done a little tinkering with Oblivion. Not much, though.

Not really much to hear, no spoilers, just more of Ulysses' opinion of the Brotherhood.

It actually wouldn't be all that hard. Most of the characters probably already have a similar-looking NPC in IV, and all you'd have to do for Claude is find a similar head and slap it on Niko's body, with the Claude outfit you get for killing Playboy X. You'd have to make a couple new textures for the gang cars, but the Diablo Stallion would be the only one that required anything major. Every major landmark from III has a similar landmark in IV, like skribble mentioned with Salvatore/Faustin's mansions, and Niko and Roman's penthouse could be Asuka's place, possibly, and the Majestic Hotel's penthouse, with a few extra plants, could be Kenji's place. The open area in Chinatown for This Shit's Cursed in TLAD might work, but it would take a lot of renovation. Everything seems to fit. The only problem is that you'd either have to have people redo the voices, or just use subtitles, because it would probably be illegal to rip GTA III's sound files.

Marney's sort of a lazy cunt.

Nice? Fuck that, I wanna be an asshole.

I miss The Truth. He knew what was up.

There's never an 'I don't give a shit' option.

Lies and slander?

R* lists Bogota for a lot of shit, if you'd claimed it was from there, I would've believed it, except for the cute white girls in the pic that aren't being mugged and raped.

Shit, I'll watch this just on the off-chance I'll get a seizure out of it. The Skynyrd shit'll just be a bonus.

So that's what Facebook games look like? Gay.

I'm not going to lie, they made it sound pretty cool. What little they showed of the actual game looks dull, though.

Can you play as Seth? I would be Seth. Or Uncle. Or that fat guy with the dynamite strapped onto his head.

We'll see who bitches about our site traffic and membership then.

They should tell one guy about GTA V and let him tell whoever he wanted, then see how big it got in 24 hours. I propose that Psy be that guy.

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