Massacre

Goats. And teens. Teen goats, too.

Link. To the porn, not a news story about his porn.

I wonder what happens if you jump into the tar.

I don't really give a shit one way or the other, but did you register just to argue with Marney? Just curious.

I've got a feeling traveling the Lonesome Road will be more fun than getting answers from Ulysses. I just don't feel like this "battle" will be as epic as they make it sound in the Dead Money endgame slides.

So, uh, can you read Greek? I'm not really sure why I even asked...

Marney says the trailer is fake because he was too slow reporting it, and he called bullshit in an effort to maintain credibility. But in a joking manner.

I would fucking hate Sony right now if this were actually their fault. For once I feel like Anonymous overreacted. Don't tell them I said that, though.

One of the screenshots has a tribal painting with "22" all over it, I'm guessing some moron brought something from the vault to Zion without knowing what he had.

Yao Guai. *Ejaculates* No decent-looking new armor that I can see. *Frowns as semen vanishes* Still, new DLC. *Ejaculates again, the force of which breaks a window*

*Approves*

I want it more and more the closer it gets to release, but I doubt I'll buy it on release day, I've got too many games coming out this year to buy a game I'm not 100% sure about.

I would be on board for replacing discs with flash drives for certain games. Granted, I'd be losing the things left and right, but still.

I'd be thrilled if the DLC's just gave you an actual safehouse to use, with safe-to-use containers and a well-rested bed. Honest Hearts' safehouse could be a park ranger station (preferably along a river), Old World Blues' safehouse would just be a small room similar to Father Elijah's room in the Abandoned BoS Bunker, and Lonesome Road's safehouse would be just like the old couple's house in Book of Eli.

You can return to the new DLC areas after you beat the DLC.

Cool, I'll try and wash the blood out of my pullout couch.

It's Veronica Belmont, she hosts something game/tech-related somewhere. Although, they should have Jessica Chobot voice someone in a New Vegas DLC. The one voice Belmont does sounds like a robobrain, but it's coming from a wall panel, so I imagine she voices an AI that controls the Big Empty, or maybe just a robobrain talking through an intercom.

Come to my house bOnEs, you can play it on my 360 while I play on PC.

Few seconds of Honest Hearts and Old World Blues in there. New threads look nice, as does that new melee weapon.

And I have multiple email addresses, so if you still need some space, let me know and I can register again. Dup, not Pieface. Well, maybe Pieface, but I would need a magical reward for helping Pieface.

Photoshop makes the wait worth it.

Some day I'll tell my illegitimate children about this epic 6-day handjob joke.

I don't mean to support Marney's theories (I got my own crazy stories to defend), but it's not hard to record a few videos talking about things that are more than likely going to happen in the next few years, and then having someone else release the videos after you die. I mean Tupac did it, right? Seriously, am I right? I was born '88, I wasn't really up on that shit back then. All I remember was my old man yelling at the TV that no one cared about those goddamn honkys. My childhood was awesome.

So, based on the extremely small number of Marney's posts I've skimmed through, Bin Laden isn't dead or something? Alright, whatever. *Goes on with his life exactly like the last ten years*

Liked the premise for the game, Dup, very different from what I was expecting. Good stuff.