Massacre

Silk Road was shut down, anyway. The new one is a fucking joke.

The future is pretty cool.

Fuck.

That's what I say to the mirror, every morning.

You know that's never going to happen. Also, even when the numbers are modified to account for the gender imbalance, I still comment on significantly more male pictures.

I don't know what I'm seeing. But dat cape doe.

Sacrifice Sword against shield, War drums, like thunder. Dead, barren earth, World torn asunder. Mangled forms, Bones snapped and wrenched. Smoke in the air, Stink of burnt flesh. Trebuchets fire, Boulders streak through the sky. Foes number in thousands, Every one of them must die. Axe howls through the air, Iron buried in throat. Wretched head leaves body, No time to gloat. Swarmed by foes, Claws, horns, and teeth. Axe does not rest, Nor do enemies cease. Shield halts flame, But eye catches ember, Half-blind, fight on, Hack, slash, dismember. Death stands before us, But we all took this oath. We can live, or do what's right, It cannot be both. Our homes have been razed, And our farmland has burned. The hell that Hell faces, Hell has assuredly earned. This blight cannot spread, It ends now, ends here. The rest of the world, unlike us, Will not lose all it holds dear. To fight, to die, is why the Order was born. Our sacrifice stops the oncoming storm. ------------------------------------------ I'm not much of a poet. It just kind of came out.

Gladly.

Clerks II is a masterpiece. Also, I told Tanner he has to do that full scene. I truly believe that he will deliver.

This is why we keep a mop and bucket, stage left.

PLAY GTA WITH GTAGRL YOU FUCKING CUNTS

There is clothing in the GTAO trailer that we still don't have, over a year later. They have to hold content back so they can quickly throw it into a "that'll shut 'em up, for a while" DLC, when too many people mention heists.

So, Rockstar just posted a pic on Twitter of a character wearing a jacket that isn't available in the game. Nice one, assholes.

Why did Orangie damage that coffee mug?

Not yet. Actually, I have a backlog of DLC for this, AC Unity, and Infamous: Second Son.

Just finished this. Pretty good. Wasn't worth the entire gaming community jizzing its collective pants over, but it was pretty good. I enjoyed playing as Ellie, the few times you're able to do so. Not enough games where the protagonist is a little girl, which is not something I ever expected to say.

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Don't worry, cuda. We'll rid you of this self-destructive reading habit.

One character dresses as Tommy Vercetti, all other characters chase him with golf clubs. That's how I remember the VC golf course, anyway.

"That's what she said."

Fuck that. *Shovels handfuls of crumbs into my mouth*

Spoiler: The guy was a towel, the whole time.

Mobile. I type quickly on my phone, because I don't like touch screen keyboards. Unless I make a glaring error, I tend to not notice.

Dat self-deprecation.

Respect. "Gangsta rap made me do it" is my excuse, every time a video of me wearing blackface shows up online. 473 videos and counting. No issues yet.

My first thought was "what does that shirt say?" Because of this, my second thought was "ah, fuck, am I gay?"