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The iPhone (any model) has no advantage of any kind over the S5. You're better than fanboyism.

No, that's the S5.

Be Jodie Foster. Someone else can be Steve Antin, and the other guy. Then, you just have to find a pinball machine, and...

I guess I'm the only one who noticed or cared about the horrible proportions of male characters. They're still like that, on next gen. Irregularly shaped male characters and seven foot tall female characters are significant fuck-ups. I would trade heists for realistic proportions, and either a height slider or shorter females. I would trade heists for a lot of shit we'll never get.

You can't make your character recognizable as a celebrity without them dressed as a character they've played. If you're not in some sort of costume, you're just going to look like some random person. The only exceptions are bOnEs' Danny Trejo and Ace's Doug/unintentional George Carlin. I was under the impression that this was clear to you people.

I thoroughly enjoy my Galaxy S5. Samsung tickles my brain's G-spot.

Title changed. This thread is now relevant.

New character select screen, perhaps. Maybe they changed it to that, so we wouldn't look at those other three character slots that will never be opened.

Fixed.

Playing GTA with cuda would make me moist.

Oi, I'm only a little British, you tosser. You 'avin a laugh, mate? *Sips tea* *Gives £100 a month to the queen for literally no reason at all*

No, but the SE/CE content will be available on next-gen and PC for in-game money. No, I don't have a link. Fuck that, I'm on mobile. Take my word for it.

No, but I like your sig.

He's the only reason they're getting Beth back.

Do you like ridiculous things? Do you like fun things? Do you like ridiculously fun things? Do you like Tron? Do you like dick jokes? Do you like Tron dick jokes? Do you like sociopaths? Do you like superpowers? Do you like sociopaths with superpowers? You see where I'm going with this. Buy the fucking game.

I blew some stuff up, and the firetruck hit a couple cars, making the drivers fight. So, that one was an accident. The second one, I ran into a group of three. One guy was knocked into another, and they blamed each other, instead of me. The third guy was defending his buddy.

North Yankton. I like to make pedestrians fight each other.

The car is intact, actually. The wheels have glitched out of place.

Thanks, Speedy. We never would have heard about this, if it weren't for your quick - oh, wait.

Have a look through this thread, you'll find something that interests you.

Restarting your console is supposed to fix it, but it doesn't. The crate drops are fucked.

If it makes you feel any better, I got a fourth K-DST t-shirt, early this morning, and haven't gotten a crate drop since. I gave up when I started getting continuous high-priority vehicle notifications, which is usually a sign that there won't be a crate drop.

It is entirely your fault that our motto isn't already "CJ is fucking gay."

Green always made more sense, to me, for obvious reasons.

The Asylum. Post faster. If it's properly labeled as NSFW, he's free to link all the porn he likes.