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You say that, yet iFallout remains unfinished. We do have time, though. Fallout 4 is never coming out.

Let me know how it goes, if you guys try my deathmatch. Anyone who doesn't try to be stealthy is a punk bitch.

No one was looking for a news van or even talking about this game, but, thanks. In other news, the Bad Blood DLC comes out tomorrow. Edit: For season pass holders.

I am.

Ace Ventura, and the guy from Dumb & Dumber, and every other character that's exactly the same because Jim Carrey can't act? He was good in The Number 23 and Kick-Ass 2. That's it.

Wasn't really much of a hit. Just looks like the guy couldn't take it anymore because he's fat.

Carrey was way too campy. The Riddler isn't like that at all. New kid has a better look, too. Haven't seen what he wears, though. Deathstroke is possible. He's on Arrow. Despite Arrow being on CW and Gotham on Fox, it's all Warner Brothers.

Not interested, yet. I'll watch the first season, and decide if this city is any fun without Batman. They'd have a better shot if they used Black Mask instead of what's-her-face. I'm giving the kid cast as Penguin a chance.

I bet you'll really enjoy using it for an hour and then forgetting it exists until the next time it breaks.

No one uses it when it does work. Is it even worth fixing, at this point?

My first capture. This shit was fun to test. LS Undead: They Do Expire 2-16 players Contend Capture Los Santos Undead. Your ragtag group of survivors has arrived in search of the last box of Meteorite bars in the whole universe. Unfotunately, you aren't the only ones looking. You might want to act fast, life's little Meteorite gauge is about to go... empty. http://socialclub.ro...0w?platformId=2 I didn't mirror the weapons on this one. They are where they are. The "zombies" spawn infinitely. It was very tense in testing, because it was just me, being chased by 10 respawning enemies. It was originally a melee match, but I replaced the melee weapons with AP pistols and sawed-off shotguns. If you guys try it out and it's too easy, let me know, and I'll change it back to melee.

RACE WAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

Ever seen a caretaker for the mentally disabled on their first day on the job? That's every day here. You know this. But there's hope. A light at the end of the tunnel.

The Lost. Those guys are awful at math. They'd be looking to outsource.

I'M TELLIN' ON YOU.

Whatever happened to be on the plate. I couldn't use iFruit until I got my new phone.

The bagger can never have maxed acceleration. The Hexer only needs turbo to max acceleration, I think.

It ain't ideal, but I bought the least objectionable motorcycle so I'd have something to put my plate on. Maybe they'll include some of the bikes from TL&D in the PS4 version. They did bring back the Dukes after all. Fingers crossed. I miss the Revenant.

Now that I've got a phone that isn't shit... (Normally, I use the correct plate for the year the car came out, but I have to use black on the Murdermobile) Now I just have to wait for Rockstar to put some decent bikes in the game, so the MC plate has a point.

Wouldn't be the first time my cobbler made someone faint. What I mean by that is, the little Chinese kid who makes my shoes also brews chloroform for me.

Then fuck off to another topic.

The crust was somehow soft, crispy, and flaky all at once. It also had a faint smokey flavor. It was pure glory.

I made peach cobbler in a large cast iron pot over a campfire, once. It was amazing.

Okay, but my friend has a lisp and diabetes. We're going to need some pizzas.