Massacre

This show fucking sucks. I'm watching Cops instead.

There's only one bitch here, honey. <3

Aaaaaaaand interest lost. See you for The Division, folks.

Actually, I'd like to see a new crime franchise that covers the criminal underworld for every country. Human trafficking in Slavic countries, general British thuggery, the IRA, people just generally being insufferable pieces of shit in France, etc. It would be pretty cool to have this international GTA spinoff, not made by Rockstar North, so it could release between GTA games.

Would much prefer that as a one-off, like LA Noire. I'd like to see a game like that, but not as a new GTA.

I do that on foot. I've had people walking their dogs cross the street to avoid getting close to me. That must be how black people feel all the time. Lucky them.

No MC crew can survive on Asylum MC turf, anyway.

Shhh. You don't want Rockstar to "fix" it, do you?

Underwater Bond villain base. New heist.

Not planning on buying many games, in the future? Most companies are pretty lazy with their PC releases. PC is for Bethesda games. Anything else is better on console.

Story mode is the best part of the game. Why wouldn't you want to play through it again? And no, there's no way that glitch would carry over to PS4.

That's the most emotive I've ever seen a GTAO character look. Fucking awesome.

It's Bungie. They have never lived up to the hype. Especially not the $500 million they spent on hype.

Somebody gotta let a ho know.

Well, just as many people would see that, on a night out, as his shirt.

I'm guessing you have a t-shirt that says this, also.

Wireless internet is almost always shit.

It's two famous streets (the old strip is better), a suburb, and some desert. All of my meh. All of it. Besides, Venturas would only be relevant as an add-on for a game about heists. Unless Rockstar keeps the same theme for GTA VI, LV will not be relevant again. Even then, with another game about heists, LV isn't enough. No one would get nostalgic over San Andreas if it had only been set in Las Venturas. Also, the mob has been dead in Vegas for 20 years. The only criminals running that town are working for the tourism board.

It's the only smart way to add Las Venturas. I really want to see all of San Andreas on next-gen, but I've said it a thousand times before, and I'll keep saying it until it happens: Las Venturas cannot support its own game. It is DLC material, at best.

Despite the names, it's basically the traditional trinity of Warrior, Mage, and Rogue, right? I mean, they all use guns, but I assume they have special abilities that fit these class roles. Hunter.

It's not okay for anyone but a cholo to wear khakis, but at least it matches. 7/10.

*Lays on a desolate mountaintop, peering through the scope of my rifle* *Sees Q and Dup dancing* *Shrugs* *Headshots them*

It really pisses me off that the Marabunta Grande goons get badass face tattoos, and all we get is a shitty pirate skull. I'm pretending that this is a suitable substitute.

Same applies to The Division, I hope. I know most of the Fallout crew was on board, last I checked. These games are more straightforward, and it'll be easier to play with you guys. I can never make sense of what's going on in GTA. Chaos and a mess of voices that all sound the same, to me.