Massacre

If my front lawn during winter is any indication, that isn't always a choice you get to make yourself.

Keep that in mind for SR5. Just keep in mind, in general, that I'm awesome.

SR3 barely functions for me, now, but it was so worth it. We had untold amounts of fun and adventure, unrivaled even by GTA V.

I drove up, and that's where her car was. There was nothing around to explain how she got it there.

It's just filler before the next-gen reboot.

I remember every detail (name appearance, backstory) of every one of my characters. Unfortunately, I fucked up my game and have to do a clean reinstall, so I'm probably going to lose a few do to file mishaps and mods lost to the netherworld. Life is pain.

I'm going to start a channel of my own, spewing the same cookie-cutter info as everyone else, but all my videos will start with me screaming "I HAVE SEVEN JARS OF URINE IN MY CLOSET" "... SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON"

Oh i dont. ill just be killing you a bit next time ur around. thats all I already said I wouldn't bother with any more events, so, private session, sometime?

What's your Redguard's name? Every TES, I play a redguard named Tyrone. He steals chicken, watermelon, gold, and alcohol, and sells skooma. I was so happy when I found the watermelon atronach mod for Skyrim.

Forgot to post this. Mercy's driving defies physics and logic.

I did apologize. It would be very petty to hold a grudge.

It was uncharacteristic of me. And I killed the entire lobby. Also, my exile is self-imposed. I don't really want to join. If I have actually been banned from the events, then I neither know nor care.

I know, Trevor. I know.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Fucky angle, or is there really no space under there for your legs? I will never understand how someone could bear to sit in front of a solid-front object with no leg room. L-shaped desks are master race. Glass top, of course. When you reach a point in your life where space is not an issue, face the desk away from the wall, not toward it. Outward-facing desk setup is boss.

Los Santos in a nutshell.

The Emperor Habanero is a smaller, also fun option. I love that thing, but, as always, I don't have the upgrades I need to make it useful. You don't know how happy I'd be to see someone driving a stock ride once in a while. If I hadn't helped with that playlist over the weekend, I still wouldn't have the matte army paints unlocked.

Personally, I like ducktail spoilers, but not the one you posted.

i think we have all the evidence we need right here in this weeks lawsuits ... "yeah, i did it... and i fucked her right in the pussy, too" You don't get to have sideburns like that, and still sugarcoat things. That is the face of brutal honesty. That is the face of no-fucks-given. I'm going to trim my actual beard into that.

I think it would look nice in pink.

How could you delete the only character I've ever seen drive this ugly bastard? It's like kicking the last dodo off of a cliff.

I'm telling those twats at jezebel.com that prostitute is the best you people can come up with for female characters. Edit: Ten points for Mercy.

Indy, you're a doctor and seem to have money. Do you have need for a personal assistant? I need to flee America, have a place to stay, and pretend to not be getting paid so that I can tell British immigration people that I'm not violating the terms of my visa.

*Squeezes*

What's up? I thought it was a little funny to be fair. It was a giant piñata that need to be cracked open. My reasons won't change anything. I did what I did.