Massacre

I apologize for destroying the plane, and not leaving the session sooner. You don't need to worry about me joining an event again.

You were drunk? I just thought that's what British people are like.

I forgive you.

Don't remind me of her poor life choices.

Mercy's one of the few people I actually play with.

Hit a nigga up, when you want to level him some more. I'm still a lowly rank 83, and I don't want to bump up the ranks of any 100+ characters by doing missions with them. I need to catch up. Plus, I have a theory that these missions wouldn't be so boring if I were playing with someone. Mercy's doubled her rank in a few months. Shit's embarrassing.

Just keep in mind that, even though his face can look old, and you can have the mustache, he'll still look like a ten year old, from the neck down, like all male GTAO characters. Danny Trejo spends a lot of time shirtless, and it's going to ruin the look for you. Personally, I think you'll regret it.

Okay, I made something that vaguely resembles what I had in mind, just outside the gates of the base. It's shit, but that is 100% Rockstar's fault.

Actually, it won't let me make a deathmatch in the air force base to use for my set, so, my idea is scrapped before I even get it started.

I'll begin working on our deathmatch/stage, then.

That's just how bOnEs rolls... on the ground, in terrible, gory agony.

Would an entry this late even stand a chance? I have, what I think, is a decent idea (and I haven't seen anyone else do it, yet), inspired by one of my existing Snapmatics, but I imagine it's probably too late to be noticed.

got a taste of the shenanigans yesterday, want some more, eh?? Maybe...

He was caught in the explosion. He took that pic while writhing on the ground with a 17 inch piece of shrapnel buried in his stomach.

Lazlow liked it. Automatic win.

Try it, anyway. I didn't get my Independence Day beer hats until long after the event, and people thought those were event-exclusive, too. It's worth a shot.

Well, fuck. That sucks. Sorry, Roberto. You should still try the playlist, see if it works.

Fuck it, throw my name up there.

It would be easier with an update that isn't shit. There wasn't enough interest because the content was sparse and shitty. That, and I never play. I know you guys don't care about photos. You just do events because you want a chance to play with me. It's okay, you don't have to admit it. I love you guys, too. Group hug?

I grabbed my chute on the eleventh attempt on my own, but I was happy to help someone else out. Once, anyway. I hope Otiz was able to get it for his chick. I didn't have it in me to do that playlist again. I hated every one of those matches. Even the air race where I had my landing gear down for 80% of the race and still managed a win.

I touched your Coq when you weren't looking. I'm sorry, bOnEs. Damn. I was hoping someone caught the full pile. I had to have blown up at least 8 in one go.

Son of a bitch. I actually wanted to play, for once. Fuck this gay earth.

Took eleven attempts to get through the playlist without getting dropped or having too many people leave for the playlist to continue. I had an adventure.

Proud to say I managed gold for Ground Level without too much trouble. If I remember correctly... Outside Loop - Silver (just didn't make a second attempt) Engine Failure - Gold Chase Parachute - Gold City Landing - Gold Moving Landing - Gold Formation Flight - Bronze (Fuuuuuuuck) Shooting Range - Bronze (not sure how to keep the Buzzard from drifting when I'm trying to aim) Ground Level - Gold Collect Flags - Silver (I kept clipping my wings on trees and buildings) Follow Leader - Silver (missed one checkpoint, and the five second penalty was enough to fuck my score) Not bad. Not sure if the frustration was worth the t-shirt (or worth releasing this update at all), but not bad.

I look forward to your apologies and/or bans.